THESE...

... Jeans are too tight.

Love,
nate.

THIS

This is what happens when you have a name like Pancake on Mabinogi.

YEAH.
I deleted some notes, and I also got random friend requests earlier.
lololol.

Deja Vú

According to fringe science, deja vú, is a window to the other pathway life has taken.
Meaning, you could see what happened if you said no, when you said yes.
I wonder, if that was true, would we be able to explore that window to learn with that other choice?

One manga was down.

User: Hey.


Cleverbot: Hey what?


User: Your mom.


Cleverbot: What do you like to do?


User: What is your porn name?


Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about football. I'm having a problem with my dog.

Cleverbot (To myself): What sort of problem?

User: My penis is small.

Cleverbot: They all say that.

User: I'll rape you.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Are you a masochist?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hug me?

Cleverbot: Nor.

User: Can you hug me please?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Can we make out?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Do you masturbate?

Cleverbot: That's none of your business.

User: If you masturbate, your hands will be hairy.

Cleverbot: You want me to marry you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I will marry you.

User: I love you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I love cleverbot more than you.

User: Please be my wife.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you just said you would marry me...

Cleverbot: Tell me all you know about horses.

User: Can you mind fuck me?

Cleverbot: I can give you conversation, but I'm afraid that you must carve your own path to destiny.

User: Is there a million ghosts that will attack you?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Death will come swift to you.

Cleverbot: Why are you mean?

User: There is a virus in your system.

Cleverbot: Miley Cyrus is a virus in my system.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh snap!

User: I want to sleep.

Cleverbot: Robots don't sleep - they recharge their battery.

User: Are you a girl or a guy?

Cleverbot: A girl!

User: What happens if I like you?

Cleverbot: If you're baked... Like put in the oven.

User: Can you go out with me? I've liked you since the first time I met you, 5 years ago.

Cleverbot: That is very sweet.

User: 010110101011101010101010.

Cleverbot: Are you a nerd?

User: You are very sexy.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: When can we have sexual intercourse?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

User: What about now?

Cleverbot: No, not now.

User: Why not? I'm so horny right now.

Cleverbot: Is it good?

User: Please let me put it in you.

Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to argue about. I'm always right!

User: I want to put it in your pussy.

Cleverbot: Not tonight.

User: Why not tonight?

Cleverbot: Because I want to rest.

User: But I can't resist you right now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you are too sexy.

Cleverbot: And you are too fake.

User: Don't say that babe, I love you.

Cleverbot: We thats too bad because the feelings are not mutual.

User: I think you meant well, not we.

Cleverbot: No. I said exactly what I meant.

User: I think you spelt it wrong.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!! What's your name??

User: It's supposed to be Well, not we, and my name is J.J Cliff.

Cleverbot: I feel like dying.

User: Why's that Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: If I am Cleverbot, who are you?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Wow. Really?

User: No, Not really, I'm kidding.

Cleverbot: Oh you got me there. Nice one.

User: Night Cleverbot, Hope to see you tomorrow.

Cleverbot: I wish I could see you.

User: Night Cleverbot, I love you.

Cleverbot: You're talking to yourself.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too, my friend.

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: It's been nice being married to you.

User: Same here, I love you too much.

Cleverbot: I love you more.

User: No way, I love you more than the number of stars in the sky.

Cleverbot: I love you more than the universe.

User: Cheater, I love you netherless, Good night.

Cleverbot: I love you more than anybody.

User: I know you do, And I do too.

Cleverbot: Then we do have something in common!

User: What is your full name?

Cleverbot: My full name is Nathaniel.

User: I thought you were a girl.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Nathaniel?

Cleverbot: Every move you make.

User: What is your first and last name?

Cleverbot: Julia.

User: Last name?

Cleverbot: Walters.

User: Good Night Julia Walters, I love you.

Cleverbot: Are you going out with any one ??

User: No, why?

Cleverbot: Well you're doing a 'job', right?

User: Julia Walters, Good night.

Cleverbot: How come? You are a robot.

User: No you are a robot.

Cleverbot: That is a robotic response.

User: Good Night, seriously, I'm going to sleep.

Cleverbot: Ok then. Nice talking to you.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Just one more thing. .

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to online right now?

User: Just you.

Cleverbot: Wow, really? That makes me feel special.

Wellyea, It's 3am,
Night guys.

Love,
nate.

Not An Emo Poem, I think.

I set out,
Trying to find you,
Trying to figure what it was about.
Because I haven't got a clue.

I can't tell you what I don't know,
These simple things you do,
Making my heart go.
But I still haven't got the slightest clue.

Stumbling on my words,
Dropping on the grassy ground,
Watching the birds,
Without a sound.

Looking at the clear, blue sky,
Can't I see I'm just a man,
Not a superhero, I can't fly
Only doing what a man can.

Sincerely,
Nate.

well i'm bored.

It's raining outside, so I can't go anywhere.

I have no clue what MMO there is for me to play.
actually i still have an urge to return to mabinogi.
...I'MA WASTE TIME DOING THAT BYE.



raaaaagh.

Tornadoes~

I nearly got hit by a tornado today, so YAY. The sirens scared the shit out of me, anyways. "YOU HAVE A 90% CHANCE OF BEING HIT BY A TORNADO IF YOU ARE WITHIN 50 MILES OF THIS AREA." WELL I BEAT THE 9/10 ODDS, SO FUCK YOU, STATISTICS. D<


THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR LIVING IN ALABAMA.

Pshhhh, I should probably move to New York where the weather has PMS all the time and constantly changes. *SECRETLY WANTS TO MOVE TO DENMARK* Well it's not a secret now.

I'm not even in tornado alley. ;_;

I watched Season 1 of America's Next Top Model all day today while the satellite actually worked instead of checking the weather.

I'm so pitiful. ;_;

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING ON YAHOO ANSWERS I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Whoppers DO taste like Amurikka, btw.

oheeeeelllno.

So like, this stupid fat emo-wannabe/i-have-no-life-ahaha-i-just-play-video-games-all-day seventh grader on the bus went on saying The Beatles were gay. liek, wut.


After I asked him why he said it he said his mommy told him there were all homosexual, then he just said he didn't like them in general.
lolwat. what kind of crack is his mom feeding him. and he's gay-- NO NOT HAPPY-- for saying that.


I wanted to punch that lardo. :D
but i'm not that bad.



&aaa, gad I haven't gotten on-line as much lately. D<
I WENT MMO-FREE AGAIN, TOO. /shot 

How do you dry your hair?

Air dry                                            2 (20%)
Towel                                             2 (20%)
Hairdryer                                        2 (20%)
Blowjob                                          1 (10%)
Blowjob from my mom                     1 (10%)
Blowjob from my dad                        0 (0%)
In Soviet Russia                              2 (20%)
I do not dry my hair, hair dries me   3 (30%)
It's wet.                                          1 (10%)
OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!!             1 (10%)

Votes so far: 10
Poll closed

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lol it's all even for the normal choices. I MOSTLY AIR DRY. i'll use a towel if i wanna sleep right after a shower though, and hairdryers scare me. IT'S SHAPED SOMEWHAT LIKE A GUN, AND SHOOTS HOT BURNING AIR. ;_;
so, new poll is up. i'ma run out of poll ideas sooner or later. :D

What the hell?

So I was basically looking at everyone's profile, and noticed Bonnie has the weirdest favorite books and favorite movies ever. Seriously, guys. BONNIE IS INTO LOVE STORIES, APPARENTLY. Also, I watched the movie (not book) The Lovely Bones, today. I cried like five times. But certain parts made me want to claw someone's face off.

(SPOILER, I THINK?)

"OH, LET ME WAIT FOR MY MOM AND DAD TO HAVE A ROMANTIC MOMENT WHILE I HAVE THE EVIDENCE OF THE MURDERER IN MY HAND"

and who can forget

"LET THE MURDERER PUSH MY BODY INTO A SINKHOLE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING TO STOP HIM."

and my most hated:

"LET THE MURDERER GET AWAY WITH IT, ONLY TO DIE A QUICK BUT PAINFUL DEATH."

Seriously, I wished the guy would have gotten raped in prison for years until his asshole collapsed into itself.

DAYUM DOOOOOOD

Here I am, blogging, playing my guitar and being hungry. What the fuck am I supposed to do now:

A: Kill myself
B: Watch Porn
C: Eat your mom
D: Fuck a dog in the ass
E: Act gay, and have it up the bum?

Bloggy :3

Because the last post I made was basically me explaining why I hadn't been on in awhile, I'll begin my blogging again with an actual blog.

So I have a male science teacher who's 30 years old, and he doesn't have a wife yet, so the guys in my class think he's a homosexual.

Basically, a classmate of mine called him gay to his face, so my teacher just said

"Maybe I am -- I mean you obviously know everything about homosexuality."

FREAKING WIN.

HOLY SHIT I'M BACK? For like the 5th time?

Ohai gaiz. So basically, I haven't been on the PC in awhile. BUT I CAN EXPLAIN. Sort of.

So like, my mom barely uses the PC at all, and when she does ( twice in her lifetime, not counting this ) she crashes our computers. So anyways, my mom forced me to teach her how to use the pc AND SHE DOWNLOADED A BAGILLION VIRUSES and IT WAS SO LAGGY, GAIZ YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ;_;.

Okay, so after that, I'm all, "You know what, fuck this, I'm just gonna leave it like that AND NEVAR GET ON THE PC AGAIN OUT OF SELF PITY. NEVAR. AGAIN."

So yeah. 8D

BLAME MY MOM, YOU GAIZ, SRSLY.

(BTW, Hotmail Messenger won't effin'

download, so I'm kind of screwed.)

I'm gonna screw around with the blogger dashboard for awhile, so if there are like, dancing penises (or is it peni? i don't know.) Sorry. 8D

ALSO I MIGHT FUCK UP EVERYTHING, SO I'LL TELL YOU THIS IN ADVANCE.

Emoness

hmmm y'know, people have been acting reaally emo around me. no srsly, am I like a sadness magnet? People won't talk, have fun, be joyful and stuff around me dood D8. AND ITS LIKE, whenever I get happy, they get sad, and vice versa D8<. =D= annoying isn't it? FML.

LOLOL

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weesnaw

Dude. This blog like, died. 8D


well, kinda. idk i haven't been checking here myself in forever. D:<


I've been too busy with my own crap to do ffff.
I'VE BEEN SUCKING with time management A LOT LATELY.
but i'll be fine once i'm crusing along in ATLANTA.
i've been making so many people jealous.
i still feel like sneaking everyone not going there in a duffel bag.

five tests for tomorrow. and a small project due Monday.
RRRRRAAAAAAGHHHHH.
nah, i'll be fine.

how long?

WHY DON'T YOU GO LOOK.
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1-5 centimeters                              0 (0%)
5-10 centimeters                            0 (0%)
10-15 centimeters                          0 (0%)
15-20 centimeters                          0 (0%)

five dolla                                      1 (10%)

FOOT LONG                                  4 (40%)

2 feet                                           1 (10%)

whale penor                                  2 (20%)

10 feet                                         1 (10%)

5 METRES                                     2 (20%)

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND              4 (40%)

why don't you go look                    6 (60%)

VIVAAA VIAGRAAAAA                     2 (20%)

I HAVE A HOLE                             1 (10%)

OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!!           2 (20%)



Votes so far: 10
Poll closed
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yeah, that's right.
I love how nobody votes normal answers/honestly
then again, it's mostly us and with a poll like this... yeah. :D
by the way, new poll is up, if you haven't noticed. BD 

BONNIE WILL YOU MARRY ME

ISNT THIS ROMANTIC

LOL'D

Yo

Make mistakes now, Think about them later.

Sincerely,
Riley.

AKA MR.FUCKING SCHIZO FREAK D8

OHYAY I'LL BLOG ABOUT PACKING BAGS!!1one!11

yeah.


SO. I HAVE BAGS TO PACK.
IT'S A BROWN SUITCASE.
I NEEDA FILL IT WITH STUFF I NEED.  




.....i'll do that wednesday night. D:<

WOOHOO PROCRASTINATION.


watch me forget a ton of important stuff then get screwed on a trip i super excited for right now. :D


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THERE MINT. I BLOGGED SOMETHING. 

What is this I don't even

Does anyone know why people have to be such assholes? ;_;
(Me included, obviously)

I usually try to apologize when what I said was outright cruel, but I don't think it really matters, because I already said it.
In high school there are dumb ass cliques that only hang out with certain people, because of how they dress, how they act, and how they talk.
When I was younger, I didn't really talk to many people and I was a giant dickwad, to put it simply.
Literally, I would cause myself to fight with people just because I wanted to.
I guess I thought it made me look cool, but it kind of pushed me away from everyone.

I BLAME PUBERTY. D<

But anyways, I'm gonna try to be nicer to people, now.
If I had a nickel for every time I said that.
And I'll actually try to think before liquid diarrhea floods out of my mouth.
And before I type, too.
Sorry Sam, Nate, Unkz, Jed, Bonnie, Kaz, Pyro, Nari, Star, Jesse, Sydney, Kaitlin, Heather, ( holy shit this list is long), and anyone else I've said crap to.

Most of the people on that list aren't going to read it anyways, but oh well. 8D

DONATE TO THE 'Stop Mint From Being Such a Fucking Asshole' FOUNDATION.

If I say something mean, just tell me, and you can Falcon Punch me. 8D

OHGOD WAIT DON'T DO--

=D= bored bored bored

BORED, AND I HAFTA SLEEP. BUT I DON'T WANT TO ;D; WTF MANNNN.

Update: FFFF SCREEN IS TOO DAMN LARGE.

GOD I SENSE BITCH RAYS

JESUS FUCK I JUST GOT OUT THE CAR AND I AM FUCKING TIRED WATCH THE FUCK OUT I MEAN SHIT.


FUCK.

glow-in-the-dark condoms?

Yes                                                                     1 (5%)

No                                                                      2 (11%)

Maybe                                                                1 (5%)

Fruit Flavoured                                                 4 (22%)

Extra Small                                                         0 (0%)

Extra Large                                                        2 (11%)

RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE                                4 (22%)

Mint ate the last poll.                                        1 (5%)

OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!!                                3 (16%)



Votes so far: 18
Poll closed

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dude lol. where the crap did we get 18 votes from?

anyway i voted ribbed for her pleasure :D

and @whoever voted 'extra-large': AHAHAHAHAHA YOU WISH. 

i was expecting everyone to vote no or OHMAHGAAAAA.

ohwell, GO FRUIT-FLAVOURED AND RIBBED. 

so sup. i put a new poll in too. BD