Tornadoes~

I nearly got hit by a tornado today, so YAY. The sirens scared the shit out of me, anyways. "YOU HAVE A 90% CHANCE OF BEING HIT BY A TORNADO IF YOU ARE WITHIN 50 MILES OF THIS AREA." WELL I BEAT THE 9/10 ODDS, SO FUCK YOU, STATISTICS. D<


THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR LIVING IN ALABAMA.

Pshhhh, I should probably move to New York where the weather has PMS all the time and constantly changes. *SECRETLY WANTS TO MOVE TO DENMARK* Well it's not a secret now.

I'm not even in tornado alley. ;_;

I watched Season 1 of America's Next Top Model all day today while the satellite actually worked instead of checking the weather.

I'm so pitiful. ;_;

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING ON YAHOO ANSWERS I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Whoppers DO taste like Amurikka, btw.

oheeeeelllno.

So like, this stupid fat emo-wannabe/i-have-no-life-ahaha-i-just-play-video-games-all-day seventh grader on the bus went on saying The Beatles were gay. liek, wut.


After I asked him why he said it he said his mommy told him there were all homosexual, then he just said he didn't like them in general.
lolwat. what kind of crack is his mom feeding him. and he's gay-- NO NOT HAPPY-- for saying that.


I wanted to punch that lardo. :D
but i'm not that bad.



&aaa, gad I haven't gotten on-line as much lately. D<
I WENT MMO-FREE AGAIN, TOO. /shot 

How do you dry your hair?

Air dry                                            2 (20%)
Towel                                             2 (20%)
Hairdryer                                        2 (20%)
Blowjob                                          1 (10%)
Blowjob from my mom                     1 (10%)
Blowjob from my dad                        0 (0%)
In Soviet Russia                              2 (20%)
I do not dry my hair, hair dries me   3 (30%)
It's wet.                                          1 (10%)
OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!!             1 (10%)

Votes so far: 10
Poll closed

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lol it's all even for the normal choices. I MOSTLY AIR DRY. i'll use a towel if i wanna sleep right after a shower though, and hairdryers scare me. IT'S SHAPED SOMEWHAT LIKE A GUN, AND SHOOTS HOT BURNING AIR. ;_;
so, new poll is up. i'ma run out of poll ideas sooner or later. :D

What the hell?

So I was basically looking at everyone's profile, and noticed Bonnie has the weirdest favorite books and favorite movies ever. Seriously, guys. BONNIE IS INTO LOVE STORIES, APPARENTLY. Also, I watched the movie (not book) The Lovely Bones, today. I cried like five times. But certain parts made me want to claw someone's face off.

(SPOILER, I THINK?)

"OH, LET ME WAIT FOR MY MOM AND DAD TO HAVE A ROMANTIC MOMENT WHILE I HAVE THE EVIDENCE OF THE MURDERER IN MY HAND"

and who can forget

"LET THE MURDERER PUSH MY BODY INTO A SINKHOLE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING TO STOP HIM."

and my most hated:

"LET THE MURDERER GET AWAY WITH IT, ONLY TO DIE A QUICK BUT PAINFUL DEATH."

Seriously, I wished the guy would have gotten raped in prison for years until his asshole collapsed into itself.

DAYUM DOOOOOOD

Here I am, blogging, playing my guitar and being hungry. What the fuck am I supposed to do now:

A: Kill myself
B: Watch Porn
C: Eat your mom
D: Fuck a dog in the ass
E: Act gay, and have it up the bum?

Bloggy :3

Because the last post I made was basically me explaining why I hadn't been on in awhile, I'll begin my blogging again with an actual blog.

So I have a male science teacher who's 30 years old, and he doesn't have a wife yet, so the guys in my class think he's a homosexual.

Basically, a classmate of mine called him gay to his face, so my teacher just said

"Maybe I am -- I mean you obviously know everything about homosexuality."

FREAKING WIN.

HOLY SHIT I'M BACK? For like the 5th time?

Ohai gaiz. So basically, I haven't been on the PC in awhile. BUT I CAN EXPLAIN. Sort of.

So like, my mom barely uses the PC at all, and when she does ( twice in her lifetime, not counting this ) she crashes our computers. So anyways, my mom forced me to teach her how to use the pc AND SHE DOWNLOADED A BAGILLION VIRUSES and IT WAS SO LAGGY, GAIZ YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ;_;.

Okay, so after that, I'm all, "You know what, fuck this, I'm just gonna leave it like that AND NEVAR GET ON THE PC AGAIN OUT OF SELF PITY. NEVAR. AGAIN."

So yeah. 8D

BLAME MY MOM, YOU GAIZ, SRSLY.

(BTW, Hotmail Messenger won't effin'

download, so I'm kind of screwed.)

I'm gonna screw around with the blogger dashboard for awhile, so if there are like, dancing penises (or is it peni? i don't know.) Sorry. 8D

ALSO I MIGHT FUCK UP EVERYTHING, SO I'LL TELL YOU THIS IN ADVANCE.

Emoness

hmmm y'know, people have been acting reaally emo around me. no srsly, am I like a sadness magnet? People won't talk, have fun, be joyful and stuff around me dood D8. AND ITS LIKE, whenever I get happy, they get sad, and vice versa D8<. =D= annoying isn't it? FML.

LOLOL

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