Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
my dad can't make doughnuts.
so my dad's in the kitchen just experimenting with dough and frying oil and whoknowswhat.
at first he said he was making homemade doughnuts, and didn't feel like looking up a real recipe.
they taste nothing like doughnuts, some of them were literally fried dough with sugar sprinkled on LOL
my brother has been dunking them in smoothie then eating it, wat.
THIS ISN'T AMURIKKAN FOOD, or dutch since i think that's where doughnuts originated, IT'S HORRIBLE FRIED WEIRD-CHINESE-MAN STUFF. YEAh, STUFF.
he's been calling them like five different things over a span of three minutes.
I personally like the chinese churro cracks as a name, though 8D
don't ask why i wanted to share this.
I'M JUST SHARIN`.
SHARING IS CARING.
/shot
at first he said he was making homemade doughnuts, and didn't feel like looking up a real recipe.
they taste nothing like doughnuts, some of them were literally fried dough with sugar sprinkled on LOL
my brother has been dunking them in smoothie then eating it, wat.
THIS ISN'T AMURIKKAN FOOD, or dutch since i think that's where doughnuts originated, IT'S HORRIBLE FRIED WEIRD-CHINESE-MAN STUFF. YEAh, STUFF.
he's been calling them like five different things over a span of three minutes.
I personally like the chinese churro cracks as a name, though 8D
don't ask why i wanted to share this.
I'M JUST SHARIN`.
SHARING IS CARING.
/shot
Choose.
Alcohol 4 (50%)
Cocaine 3 (37%)
Heroin 3 (37%)
Ecstasy 7 (87%)
LSD 4 (50%)
Marijuana 4 (50%)
Meth 2 (25%)
Shrooms 5 (62%)
DON'T DO DRUGS, DRUGS ARE BAD 2 (25%)
DURGS 2 (25%)
OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!! 3 (37%)
Votes so far: 8
Poll closed
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i don't know how long this was closed.
i just do this poll thing for kicks, anyway D:<
lolyeah. WELL WOOHOO GO SHROOMS AND ECSTASY. /shot
new poll is up. aaaa.
i can't forget about that playing guitar thing for god knows what reason, orz.
Cocaine 3 (37%)
Heroin 3 (37%)
Ecstasy 7 (87%)
LSD 4 (50%)
Marijuana 4 (50%)
Meth 2 (25%)
Shrooms 5 (62%)
DON'T DO DRUGS, DRUGS ARE BAD 2 (25%)
DURGS 2 (25%)
OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!! 3 (37%)
Votes so far: 8
Poll closed
-----
i don't know how long this was closed.
i just do this poll thing for kicks, anyway D:<
lolyeah. WELL WOOHOO GO SHROOMS AND ECSTASY. /shot
new poll is up. aaaa.
i can't forget about that playing guitar thing for god knows what reason, orz.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
THIS
This is what happens when you have a name like Pancake on Mabinogi.
YEAH.
I deleted some notes, and I also got random friend requests earlier.
lololol.
YEAH.
I deleted some notes, and I also got random friend requests earlier.
lololol.
Deja Vú
According to fringe science, deja vú, is a window to the other pathway life has taken.
Meaning, you could see what happened if you said no, when you said yes.
I wonder, if that was true, would we be able to explore that window to learn with that other choice?
Meaning, you could see what happened if you said no, when you said yes.
I wonder, if that was true, would we be able to explore that window to learn with that other choice?
Sunday, April 25, 2010
One manga was down.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: What is your porn name?
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about football. I'm having a problem with my dog.
Cleverbot (To myself): What sort of problem?
User: My penis is small.
Cleverbot: They all say that.
User: I'll rape you.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Are you a masochist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hug me?
Cleverbot: Nor.
User: Can you hug me please?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Can we make out?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Do you masturbate?
Cleverbot: That's none of your business.
User: If you masturbate, your hands will be hairy.
Cleverbot: You want me to marry you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I will marry you.
User: I love you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I love cleverbot more than you.
User: Please be my wife.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you just said you would marry me...
Cleverbot: Tell me all you know about horses.
User: Can you mind fuck me?
Cleverbot: I can give you conversation, but I'm afraid that you must carve your own path to destiny.
User: Is there a million ghosts that will attack you?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Death will come swift to you.
Cleverbot: Why are you mean?
User: There is a virus in your system.
Cleverbot: Miley Cyrus is a virus in my system.
Cleverbot (To myself): Oh snap!
User: I want to sleep.
Cleverbot: Robots don't sleep - they recharge their battery.
User: Are you a girl or a guy?
Cleverbot: A girl!
User: What happens if I like you?
Cleverbot: If you're baked... Like put in the oven.
User: Can you go out with me? I've liked you since the first time I met you, 5 years ago.
Cleverbot: That is very sweet.
User: 010110101011101010101010.
Cleverbot: Are you a nerd?
User: You are very sexy.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: When can we have sexual intercourse?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
User: What about now?
Cleverbot: No, not now.
User: Why not? I'm so horny right now.
Cleverbot: Is it good?
User: Please let me put it in you.
Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to argue about. I'm always right!
User: I want to put it in your pussy.
Cleverbot: Not tonight.
User: Why not tonight?
Cleverbot: Because I want to rest.
User: But I can't resist you right now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are too sexy.
Cleverbot: And you are too fake.
User: Don't say that babe, I love you.
Cleverbot: We thats too bad because the feelings are not mutual.
User: I think you meant well, not we.
Cleverbot: No. I said exactly what I meant.
User: I think you spelt it wrong.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!! What's your name??
User: It's supposed to be Well, not we, and my name is J.J Cliff.
Cleverbot: I feel like dying.
User: Why's that Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: If I am Cleverbot, who are you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Wow. Really?
User: No, Not really, I'm kidding.
Cleverbot: Oh you got me there. Nice one.
User: Night Cleverbot, Hope to see you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: I wish I could see you.
User: Night Cleverbot, I love you.
Cleverbot: You're talking to yourself.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too, my friend.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: It's been nice being married to you.
User: Same here, I love you too much.
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: No way, I love you more than the number of stars in the sky.
Cleverbot: I love you more than the universe.
User: Cheater, I love you netherless, Good night.
Cleverbot: I love you more than anybody.
User: I know you do, And I do too.
Cleverbot: Then we do have something in common!
User: What is your full name?
Cleverbot: My full name is Nathaniel.
User: I thought you were a girl.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Nathaniel?
Cleverbot: Every move you make.
User: What is your first and last name?
Cleverbot: Julia.
User: Last name?
Cleverbot: Walters.
User: Good Night Julia Walters, I love you.
Cleverbot: Are you going out with any one ??
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: Well you're doing a 'job', right?
User: Julia Walters, Good night.
Cleverbot: How come? You are a robot.
User: No you are a robot.
Cleverbot: That is a robotic response.
User: Good Night, seriously, I'm going to sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok then. Nice talking to you.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Just one more thing. .
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to online right now?
User: Just you.
Cleverbot: Wow, really? That makes me feel special.
Wellyea, It's 3am,
Night guys.
Love,
nate.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: What is your porn name?
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about football. I'm having a problem with my dog.
Cleverbot (To myself): What sort of problem?
User: My penis is small.
Cleverbot: They all say that.
User: I'll rape you.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Are you a masochist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hug me?
Cleverbot: Nor.
User: Can you hug me please?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Can we make out?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Do you masturbate?
Cleverbot: That's none of your business.
User: If you masturbate, your hands will be hairy.
Cleverbot: You want me to marry you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I will marry you.
User: I love you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I love cleverbot more than you.
User: Please be my wife.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you just said you would marry me...
Cleverbot: Tell me all you know about horses.
User: Can you mind fuck me?
Cleverbot: I can give you conversation, but I'm afraid that you must carve your own path to destiny.
User: Is there a million ghosts that will attack you?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Death will come swift to you.
Cleverbot: Why are you mean?
User: There is a virus in your system.
Cleverbot: Miley Cyrus is a virus in my system.
Cleverbot (To myself): Oh snap!
User: I want to sleep.
Cleverbot: Robots don't sleep - they recharge their battery.
User: Are you a girl or a guy?
Cleverbot: A girl!
User: What happens if I like you?
Cleverbot: If you're baked... Like put in the oven.
User: Can you go out with me? I've liked you since the first time I met you, 5 years ago.
Cleverbot: That is very sweet.
User: 010110101011101010101010.
Cleverbot: Are you a nerd?
User: You are very sexy.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: When can we have sexual intercourse?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
User: What about now?
Cleverbot: No, not now.
User: Why not? I'm so horny right now.
Cleverbot: Is it good?
User: Please let me put it in you.
Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to argue about. I'm always right!
User: I want to put it in your pussy.
Cleverbot: Not tonight.
User: Why not tonight?
Cleverbot: Because I want to rest.
User: But I can't resist you right now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are too sexy.
Cleverbot: And you are too fake.
User: Don't say that babe, I love you.
Cleverbot: We thats too bad because the feelings are not mutual.
User: I think you meant well, not we.
Cleverbot: No. I said exactly what I meant.
User: I think you spelt it wrong.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!! What's your name??
User: It's supposed to be Well, not we, and my name is J.J Cliff.
Cleverbot: I feel like dying.
User: Why's that Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: If I am Cleverbot, who are you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Wow. Really?
User: No, Not really, I'm kidding.
Cleverbot: Oh you got me there. Nice one.
User: Night Cleverbot, Hope to see you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: I wish I could see you.
User: Night Cleverbot, I love you.
Cleverbot: You're talking to yourself.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too, my friend.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: It's been nice being married to you.
User: Same here, I love you too much.
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: No way, I love you more than the number of stars in the sky.
Cleverbot: I love you more than the universe.
User: Cheater, I love you netherless, Good night.
Cleverbot: I love you more than anybody.
User: I know you do, And I do too.
Cleverbot: Then we do have something in common!
User: What is your full name?
Cleverbot: My full name is Nathaniel.
User: I thought you were a girl.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Nathaniel?
Cleverbot: Every move you make.
User: What is your first and last name?
Cleverbot: Julia.
User: Last name?
Cleverbot: Walters.
User: Good Night Julia Walters, I love you.
Cleverbot: Are you going out with any one ??
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: Well you're doing a 'job', right?
User: Julia Walters, Good night.
Cleverbot: How come? You are a robot.
User: No you are a robot.
Cleverbot: That is a robotic response.
User: Good Night, seriously, I'm going to sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok then. Nice talking to you.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Just one more thing. .
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to online right now?
User: Just you.
Cleverbot: Wow, really? That makes me feel special.
Wellyea, It's 3am,
Night guys.
Love,
nate.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Not An Emo Poem, I think.
I set out,
Trying to find you,
Trying to figure what it was about.
Because I haven't got a clue.
I can't tell you what I don't know,
These simple things you do,
Making my heart go.
But I still haven't got the slightest clue.
Stumbling on my words,
Dropping on the grassy ground,
Watching the birds,
Without a sound.
Looking at the clear, blue sky,
Can't I see I'm just a man,
Not a superhero, I can't fly
Only doing what a man can.
Sincerely,
Nate.
Trying to find you,
Trying to figure what it was about.
Because I haven't got a clue.
I can't tell you what I don't know,
These simple things you do,
Making my heart go.
But I still haven't got the slightest clue.
Stumbling on my words,
Dropping on the grassy ground,
Watching the birds,
Without a sound.
Looking at the clear, blue sky,
Can't I see I'm just a man,
Not a superhero, I can't fly
Only doing what a man can.
Sincerely,
Nate.
well i'm bored.
It's raining outside, so I can't go anywhere.
I have no clue what MMO there is for me to play.
actually i still have an urge to return to mabinogi.
...I'MA WASTE TIME DOING THAT BYE.
raaaaagh.
I have no clue what MMO there is for me to play.
actually i still have an urge to return to mabinogi.
...I'MA WASTE TIME DOING THAT BYE.
raaaaagh.
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