How true, yes how true. Said the Sour Kangaroo.

• Parents ALWAYS break the rule of "No Sex In The House."
• If it hurts soo much, why do you want to do it so much?
• If you wanna burn fat so much, just get laid. It helps. But only if you CAN get laid..
• Stop jacking off of porn stars, they're hot but you're not getting none. Especially from them and ESPECIALLY if this is what you do in your free time. Find a life.
• That was boring. Don't quit your day job.
• I'm not a slut, I'm a whore. I get paid.
• You can't CHOKE on them unless you're good at it.
• I've been with you forever, and they've all been fake.
• EW IS THIS WHAT IT TASTES LIKE?!

Yea, they're dirty. Sorry, but you know they're true.

like a BARTENDER

SUP GAIS.

 

i lol`d.
drrr and shizuo yespls.
ARE YOU THAT MANLY? NO I THINK NOT. 

Rush rush rush

LOL guess what song I have for my alarm clock??

A Certain Lady

Seemingly Happy?

Wrong, Mediocre, Saddening.

Help,

I need someone

To Help,

Wait, I’ll help myself,

You are just someone to vent to,

Baby, Can’t you see,

I don’t particularly need you,

I just don’t want to lose you,

He is what I can’t live without,

Not you,

Never you.

I don't want to bother A.F about A anymore,
So I'll just post about it.
From her perspective, well, what i imagine to be hers.

Forget me Not,
Sincerely,
N.

Breathe, keep breathing.
It echoes on my mind, and I can barely feel what happens around me.
Someone else's breath, I guess that's all I need.

ohai hobo.

so, sup.


so my family drove up to raleigh to go to temple and to shop and crap like that
at this mall in the parking lot there was some mexican hobo walking around begging for food in spanish and trying to get into people's cars.
so then my dad threw some old bun we dropped on the floor at him and he ran away 8D
i still kinda felt bad for the guy, though. ffff
my mom just completely ignores hobos and tells me to stop giving quarters to them. 

TMLAFD

MINT HAS TO SLEEP WITH ME NOW


Forget me Not,
From Canada, with Love,
Nate.

Lol say whaaa.

: | Lol, I'm not forgetting about this my faithful readers.
Just yeah, busy friday and stuff =__=. But aaaaanyways,
this saturday I went downtown with some friends, then yeah. At the bus, this guy got a ride without paying for it, then started playing his guitar like, in a way that hes pay for the ride by playing it o__O. JUST YEAH, imagine a rocker dude playing Jason Mraz on the bus with ppl round him kinda going like WTF?
Then after that, these guys from a soap opera accidentally filmed my sister while they were shooting this scene, and YEAAA. seems like shes gonna be on TV lol.
Well, after that hung out with other friends at the mall. Ugh, well I just hope life gets more exciting, because I need more adventures duuude.

Oh noo~

No one is posting anymore~ ;_;
Or at least nobody posted yesterday, and I'm the first to post today.
So anywhoozle,
HAY YA'LL, AHYUK.

I HAVE BECOME BORED WITH WONDERKING.

Now I'm on Aika Online 8D.

I'm such an MMO whore.

But not as much as Bonnie |D

SPRING INTO SPRING.

lol. lame word play.


My spring break started today yessssss.
staying in town this week, so 
i'ma spend most of it wasting my time on MMOs and whoknowswhat. 8D

sucks that everyone's spring break seems to be on different weeks ffff.
OHWELL.