NOWAINOWAINOWAIII
DOODE. I haven't been on this thing in forever. LOL.
So what's new with me >___>
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I'm still a virgin, I don't think I've ever been in a vagina, I don't think I've ever had a penis in me.
I'm almost done playing Pokemon, and I wanna re-get Sapphire version LOL, IM NOT A NERD.
I still wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
I wanna pierce my earlobes and cartilage.
This will be the first summer of my high school life without a Jonas Concert ;___;
I still haven't given Joe Jonas a blow job.
I still want a friend named Jack, so I can call him Jack-Off.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT OTHER THINGS
UNKZ HAS BECOME DR.PHIL, AND WE STILL NEEDA BATTLE ON POKEMON
MINT HASN'T TALKED TO ME IN FOREVER AGO ;___;
BONNIE STILL HAS THE FIRST 3 LETTERS OF BONER IN HER NAME
SAM APPARENTLY LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND FROM SCHOOL
CHARMELEON
WARTORTLE
MEWTWO
TENTACRUEL
AERODACTYL
OMANYTE
SLOWPOKE
PIDGEOT
ARBOK
THAT'S ALL HOES.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THAT I BECAME FUCKING DR PHIL.
ReplyDeleteunkz you have always been like dr. phil. some weird IMA-HALP-YOU-IN-LIFE guy with a mustache that talks to people about their lives and their issues. kbye
ReplyDeleteoh and @jed, HOW MUCH JOE JONAS DID YOU PUT ON THE LIST OF AWESOME PEOPLE LIST MYGAD.
OH, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL FOR AN AVERAGE JONAS ADDICT :]
ReplyDeleteJUST A COUPLE HUNDRED. :]
HEY HEY NOT DR.PHIL. JUST YEAH.
ReplyDeleteUH WHUTS THE WORD. NICE I GUESS D8<
/AND THAT MUSTACHE IS FUCKING YAAA SUCKY/