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Cedric B. is my Hero of the Day.

Our Art Teacher: I have an Announcement

Guy: YOU'RE PREGNANT!

Cedric B: SHE FINALLY GOT LAID!

UNF. SEX IN A BODY.

SAM ORGASMED TO THIS. :]

Knockity Knock

See, today,
my friends and I were going to hang out,
and I'm just sitting here,
waiting for them to get to my door, right?

Yea, the doors were all like "knock-knock"
I was like "what the heck, why aren't they using the doorbell"

...

Turns out it wasn't them...
It was a creepy pedophile rapist zombie Nazi who liked ear sex.

...

No, not really, not at all would be the answer if you are asking "the shit, no fucking way, seriously?"
Well, yea, turned out to be two friendly preachers my mom always doesn't answer the door for.
because she says "they usually come on a winter's day, and it's freezing cold outside, who would want to open the door to let the breeze in"
Well, I think she also does this, because she is Buddhist,
I think.
I'm religiously confused.

Well, yea, so I was all like "hello"
So the big burly man starts talking, "ey, 'ow you doing?"
Turns out he had a Jamaican accent, or something to that extent.
and yea, preacher stuff, bible gets taken out,
and when I told them my Asian name when they asked for my name,
I found that they had a hard time saying it.
Darn, fml D; , when the guy finally got it,
my name sounded kinda epic with an accented voice,

Andyea,
Friends came over,
we had a blast.
Played Scene it, like wtf.
AND I WON,
but I hate movies,
and one of my friends was a movie hoar.
So I feel accomplished,

Andyea,
Just wanted to add a post to this,

Btw, shit,
the movie hoar had a weird way of calling me to the door,
he would always call my cell,
and tell me he is at my door,
EVEN THOUGH MY HOUSE HAS A FUCKING DOORBELL!

BtwBtw,
If that works,
My Ex told me she "<3" me
Shit, that's weird.

Love,
nate

lolbing

I'M USING BING TO SEARCH THINGS NOW.

bing looks okay, i like the pictures there 8D
new google layout annoys me, just looks... not clean D<
i liked old google because it was clean UNLIKEYOURMOM 
yahoo just sucks in general unless your looking for lolquestions on yahoo answers
anything else to search probably just sucks.
actually i think i still have blackle.com as my homepage on my desktop.
ONLY BECAUSE IT'S BLACK.

liekOHMYGOSH STATUS.

NOWAINOWAINOWAIII



DOODE. I haven't been on this thing in forever. LOL.



So what's new with me >___>


...
I'm still a virgin, I don't think I've ever been in a vagina, I don't think I've ever had a penis in me.

I'm almost done playing Pokemon, and I wanna re-get Sapphire version LOL, IM NOT A NERD.


I still wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

I wanna pierce my earlobes and cartilage.

This will be the first summer of my high school life without a Jonas Concert ;___;

I still haven't given Joe Jonas a blow job.

I still want a friend named Jack, so I can call him Jack-Off.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT OTHER THINGS

UNKZ HAS BECOME DR.PHIL, AND WE STILL NEEDA BATTLE ON POKEMON

MINT HASN'T TALKED TO ME IN FOREVER AGO ;___;

BONNIE STILL HAS THE FIRST 3 LETTERS OF BONER IN HER NAME

SAM APPARENTLY LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND FROM SCHOOL

CHARMELEON
WARTORTLE
MEWTWO
TENTACRUEL
AERODACTYL
OMANYTE
SLOWPOKE
PIDGEOT
ARBOK

THAT'S ALL HOES.

Mabinogi heroes? o_o

PPL AROUND THE WORLD.

DURGS, ARE THE SHIT. DURGS MAKE YOU GO RIARIARIARIA

my dad can't make doughnuts.

so my dad's in the kitchen just experimenting with dough and frying oil and whoknowswhat.
at first he said he was making homemade doughnuts, and didn't feel like looking up a real recipe.
they taste nothing like doughnuts, some of them were literally fried dough with sugar sprinkled on LOL
my brother has been dunking them in smoothie then eating it, wat.
THIS ISN'T AMURIKKAN FOOD, or dutch since i think that's where doughnuts originated, IT'S HORRIBLE FRIED WEIRD-CHINESE-MAN STUFF. YEAh, STUFF. 
he's been calling them like five different things over a span of three minutes.

I personally like the chinese churro cracks as a name, though 8D


don't ask why i wanted to share this.
I'M JUST SHARIN`.
SHARING IS CARING.










/shot

Choose.

Alcohol                                              4 (50%)
Cocaine                                             3 (37%)
Heroin                                               3 (37%)
Ecstasy                                              7 (87%)
LSD                                                   4 (50%)
Marijuana                                         4 (50%)
Meth                                                 2 (25%)
Shrooms                                           5 (62%)
DON'T DO DRUGS, DRUGS ARE BAD     2 (25%)
DURGS                                              2 (25%)
OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!!                3 (37%)

Votes so far: 8
Poll closed

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i don't know how long this was closed. 
i just do this poll thing for kicks, anyway D:<

lolyeah. WELL WOOHOO GO SHROOMS AND ECSTASY. /shot


new poll is up. aaaa.
i can't forget about that playing guitar thing for god knows what reason, orz.