How true, yes how true. Said the Sour Kangaroo.

• Parents ALWAYS break the rule of "No Sex In The House."
• If it hurts soo much, why do you want to do it so much?
• If you wanna burn fat so much, just get laid. It helps. But only if you CAN get laid..
• Stop jacking off of porn stars, they're hot but you're not getting none. Especially from them and ESPECIALLY if this is what you do in your free time. Find a life.
• That was boring. Don't quit your day job.
• I'm not a slut, I'm a whore. I get paid.
• You can't CHOKE on them unless you're good at it.
• I've been with you forever, and they've all been fake.
• EW IS THIS WHAT IT TASTES LIKE?!

Yea, they're dirty. Sorry, but you know they're true.