SAM TOOK AN ARMBAND AND SHOVED IT UP UNKZ'S ASSHOLE THEN SHE RAN FROM A TENTACLE SHOOTING PENISJUICE AT PREGNANT LOBSTERS.
MINT FLIPPED OUT A GIANT LOLDILDO THAT RAPED UNKZ'S URETHRA THAT WAS DISCONNECTED FROM KICKING JOE'S TITTY BAG OF TSUNDERES.
WE THEN FLEW OFF TO MEXICO BECAUSE WE WANTED FEET OF MOUSTACHE STEALING NAZIS AND SPLOOGING WHITE SPARKLING MILK.
SAM SPITS ON MINT'S HAIR BITCH DOWN A Tube

MINT'S TURKEY THIGHS ARE HUGE AND SEXY. SAM SMACKS UNKZ IN CHINA BECAUSE SHE WAS DRUNK WITH SODA.
THE HORNY ELEPHANT WITH A VAGINA WAS FUCKING MICE IN THE FACE.

Forget me Not,
From Canada, With Love.
Sincerely
Nate.