GOOOOOOOAAAAAAA-- /shot

Sunday, July 11, 2010

FORWARDING ADDRESS.

hi so we moved now.
http://themlosers.wordpress.com/ 

Just In Case You Don't See This On The WordPress Blog.

So. I opened up Word, attempting to write another one of my never-ending stories. (and by Never-Ending, I mean, it I never get to the end of the story. LOL)

THEN. I typed something up.

HATED IT.

Deleted.
THEN SAM GOT ON, AND WE TALKED, AND STUFF. :]

then. I remembered.

Mint wrote a little short story about us.

SO. I HAD THE THOUGHT. WHAT IF I WROTE A STORY ABOUT ALL OF US?

It’d be like Valentine’s Day (the movie), where each little couple has their own little side story O________O!

IT WAS A GENIUS IDEA IN MY HEAD!

What do you guys think? :]

WORDPRESS. FAIL.

I DON'T LIKE WORDPRESS! LOL.

IT'S TOO COMPLICATED FOR MY BLONDE-SLASH-5 YEAR OLD-MIND LOL.

There's too many buttons, and I don't understand Computernese ;__________;

Saturday, July 10, 2010

OHGOD FAIL. HUUUUUUUUGE FAIL.

so um. I screwed up the blog right now.

SO, YEAH...
I WAS REMOVING EVERYONE'S ADMIN STATUS, JUST GOING DOWN THE LINE.
I didn't notice I hit my own remove powers, so I clicked yes or whatever it said.


SO NOW, Mint's the only admin here.
Only one able to change things.


...WE GOTTA MOVE BLOGS GUYS.


LOL, MAJOR FAIL ON ME I KNOW.


Still cannot stop laughing at myself for doing that.

[REPOST]DEAD FISTTTTT

SOOOOOOOOOOO... painful.
No rly, that hurts like shit LOL
AND BONNIE I DARE YOU TO DELETE DAT POST, UH HUH.

AREN'T WE CUTE? ;D


AREN'T WE CUTE? ;DD

It took me 3 hours to draw such a simple drawing LOLOLOL. Maybe cause I started off with figures, then did detail >_> From left to right, it's Unkz as Sailor Tranny Jupiter, Me as Sailor Slutty Venus, Sam as Sailor Fat@$ Moon, and Bonnie as Sailor Freaking-@$-Crazy-Moo-Fo Mars. :]

AND SINCE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO AT 12:30 AT MIDNIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE BRIEF DESCRIPTIONS OF HOW I THINK OF EACH PERSON'S LITTLE DRAWING :]

Bonnie - SHE WAS THE SIMPLEST ONE. LIKE, THE EASIEST TO DRAW. LOL. Well, 2nd easiest. LOL. The way I drew her hair was actually a mistake, cause I wanted her hair to go straight down, but then liek I liked how it looked like her hair was moving, so I kept it like that LOL. I gave her some sass and put the little "IF YOU DON'T STFU UNKZ, IMMA MARS FIRE IGNITE YOUR @$$" look ;D OHYEA.

Sam - She came out the best. Undoubtedly. LOL. I love how I drew her AND SHE WAS THE FUNNEST TO DRAW ;D Nothing more to say :] Originally, I wasn't gonna draw the Odango buns, but she didn't look Sailor Moon-ish without them xD. She was easy to draw too LOL. But yea, I'm used to drawing anime girls LOL. FOR SOME REASON, EVERY TIME I DRAW A GROUP PICTURE, I ALWAYS LIKE HOW I DRAW SAM. LOLOLOLOL.

Me - I WAS THE HARDEST TO FREAKING DRAW. ASDKLJF;ADKLSFJ. AND SINCE I WAS SOO HARD TO DRAW, I WILL TAKE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT MY MISTAKES :] I erased myself like 5 times before I became satisfied with my hair, pose, and outfit. LOL. The pose I wanted took too much space, and I wouldn't have had enough room for Unkz. I wanted my arm to be a little out more, showing the arm-angle-thing, but I like my pose ;D. THEN. My hair. UGH. I had the image of my hair in my mind, but I kept FREAKING messing up >_>. Like, a couple times, the way I drew my hair made my forehead look freaking huge. But I got it right after a couple times :]. THEN MY OUTFIT. UGH. DRAWING THE OUTFIT RUINED THE PROPORTIONS, LOL. And I was too lazy to draw a full body figure >______>. BUT I PULLED THROUGH ANYWAYS EVEN THOUGH MY CROTCH AREA PROPORTIONALLY IS LOWER THAN ALL THE REST. LOL. If you look closely, and level all of our feet together, I'm the shortest one in the picture LOL.

Unkz - UNKZ WAS THE EASIEST TO DRAW, AND HIS OUTLINE CAME OUT THE CLEANEST LOL. Like, he was SOO easy to draw, I didn't need to redo ANYTHING. LOL. I got lazy on his shoes though, LOL. That's why they look a bit messy LOL. IT'S BECAUSE IT WAS THE LAST THING TO DRAW, AND I WANTED IT TO BE FINISHED ALREADY D8 And giiirl, he got the Pikachu thunderbolt coming out of his headthing ;D

So YEA :] A little bio of the drawing ;DD

Thursday, July 8, 2010

i meant to point out something

A little late, BUT I STILL WOULD LIKE TO POINT IT OUT.

So we all know that narurape picture Jed posted a bit back.


WELL.
IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY...






IT'S THE UCHIHA CLAN SYMBOL... IN HIS PANTS.
idk if that's canon but i laughed a bit too hard at that.


I KNEW IT, SASGAY WAS IN NARUTARD'S PANTS. D<

I CAUGHT A COLD FFFFF---

yeah.

I spent all day with family yesterday and must've got something some time then. D<


So I'm gonna be sitting around watching anime I finally have time to watch and 
watch SMA too THANKS TO JED.


also;
NEKO BOXING GLOVES.
n>panda boxing gloves now 

btw now i remember who she reminded me of DOESN'T SHE LOOK LIKE A GROWN UP TAIGA??
EVEN WITH THE "PITIFUL CHEST SIZE."  


Wednesday, July 7, 2010

..Freaking Sailor Moon Abridged. LOL. SAILORVENUSOHYEA!

I've been watching Sailor Moon Abridged lately. Cause I have a lot of free time at home. And freaking Sailor Venus is like the best. LOL

SO THERE'S LIKE. AN EVIL ROBOT VERSION OF SAILOR VENUS, AND THEN THEY FOUGHT, AND THEY WERE LIEK.


Venus/Mina: OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO FEEL GOOD?
Evil Robot Venus/Mina: OMG. You look like a human me! :D
Venus: HOLYFFFF YOU'RE RIGHT!!
Evil Robot Venus/Mina: We should totally be BFF's ;D
Venus: Yea, we should! But I'm totally not digging your hair, B*TCH!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Oh and people.

I just learned how to use CSS to backgrounds we make, so if you want to apply a piccy just ask me and I'll teach you guys.

So, About these Vocaloid things. [My Little Rant]

Yep, any anime freak or Asian you know might mention a thing or two about Vocaloids.

And, Yep, they're pretty old news, but still freaking big around the world.

As you all (may) know, they're totally synthesized and computerized voice programs. Any person in the world can buy the ever-so pricey Vocaloid program and create their own music using it. Just by typing in lyrics and melody.


Also, as you all SHOULD know, autotune these days, and totally pitch correcting computers real life singers use these days completely annoy the virgins out of anybody.

SO. I know a couple people that are annoyed by autotune, yet they're in LOVE with Vocaloid. I mean, is there a difference to a fake voice and a corrected bad voice? [..I honestly need an answer LOL. This isn't an argument starting question LOL, it's a question LOL.]

Vocaloid programs have cute little characters-slash-avatars, each program having a certain character with distinctive voices.



Yea, they're really cute, I have to admit. I mean, I can't resist Len Kagamine. His character design is genius: turning a usual female preppy sailor uniform into an adorable male version of the uniform.

So, I was super curious to see what his music was like, and what kind of songs these people have come up with using the program. The music was definitely different, as many people say. The electronica feel to it was interesting, and his voice was passable. Despite having the sound of an experienced pre-pubescent 12-year old (Don't take this wrong, it's not an insult LOL)

Then while I was watching the video, I was reading a comment that said the Vocaloid, Len Kagamine, can sing better than the living breathing Justin Bieber.

In my mind, I thought, "But Len is a computer program, and they can make him hit notes that can go higher than a dog whistle if they could (Don't take this wrong either. I know each Vocaloid has a certain vocal range). And Justin Bieber is a person. A human voice can only have such a limit."

And something similar, I found a video about the creators behind Miku and the rest of the Vocaloids. The voice-over-ing (YES, I KNOW IT'S NOT A WORD. DON'T GO GRAMMAR POLICE ON ME ;D) woman described Miku's voice as "A voice with a range no human could ever hope to match."

Don't get me wrong, I am not a fan of Justin Bieber myself, and I'm not a complete Vocaloid hater (I am not a fan of them either.), but really? Comparing a totally artifical, computerized, and synthesized voice to an actual person?

C'mon now. They're like...freaking different species. They can't be compared.

If Justin Bieber ever autotuned or corrected his pitch, would it make a difference to a vocaloid?

Do NOT take this as a Vocaloid-hate rant. I DON'T hate Vocaloids, yet I am not a fan of them. I may have a small liking for Len, but it's only for his character design (LOL...) And as I mentioned before, I don't like Justin Bieber..LOL. Sorry, Mr.Bieber if you ever read this (which is practically impossible LOL)

But honestly, I'm gonna need some opinions on this. What do you guys honestly think of Vocaloids being "better" than actual people?

And please please PLEASE, I absolutely do not WANT any of that "OMGVOCALOIDS R DA BEST!!!1111! SHUDDAP! UR JST JELOUZ OF DER SKEELZ!"

...cause I just said I don't hate them LOL.

Monday, July 5, 2010

BONNIEEE!! DDDDD:

UNKZ IS BEING MEAN TO ME AND HE SAYS HE'S GONNA GET A BAT AND SMUSH MY PET ROCK ;_______;

/whiney annoying gay voice

Ashton Kutcher

Because Am got into the famous people list.
Gaiz, We need to add George Lopez to it.
o( Ashton is lonely without George!!

Sunday, July 4, 2010

It's not gonna suck itself.

TEEHEE

lol.

for some reason, the current poll doesn't log my votes in. 


actually i can't see any votes at all.

IS THIS HAPPENING TO EVERYONE LOL?


i swear google's hatin on me.

IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLACK AIN'T IT.
errr... I MEAN ASIAN.




ASIAN GANSTAHHHHH. 
I just lol'd at a spelling suggestion at the above, "HOHENSTAUFEN"
dunno if i wanna know what that is. 


/shothorribly

I have no idea who the hell made this.
But I just posted it for the sake of everyone's horny-ness ;D

Saturday, July 3, 2010

How fast can you guess these words?

1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM








Answers:
1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM

You got all 6 wrong….didn’t you?

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Believe it or not, I got the last one right. LOL.

You owe me 35 dollars ;D

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How I will spend my break

equip a life 10 (100%)
get a prostitute 7 (70%)
pole dancing 5 (50%)
stripping 4 (40%)
getting arrested 5 (50%)
become a fugitive 6 (60%)
kissing a gay guy 6 (60%)
tasting the rainbow 6 (60%)
watch animoo 7 (70%)
read mangay 7 (70%)
watch television 8 (80%)
play guitar 3 (30%)
alone, in the dark, at night, in mah room 7 (70%)
learn new songs 3 (30%)
go outside 7 (70%)
THE LIIIIIGHT 8 (80%)
burn in the sun 5 (50%)
go to the beach 6 (60%)
get bitten by a shark 5 (50%)
get sand in your pants 5 (50%)
crash at someone's pool 5 (50%)
stay inside the entire time 4 (40%)
deteriorate in the basement 4 (40%)
stay in the dark 4 (40%)
play MMOs 8 (80%)
fail at MMOs 2 (20%)
get bored of MMOs 6 (60%)
sleep 9 (90%)
troll 9 (90%)
troll some more 9 (90%)
die 9 (90%)
die some more 9 (90%)
flail and run in circles 9 (90%)
laugh 9 (90%)
OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!! 2 (20%)

Votes so far: 10
Poll closed
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so lazyyyyy aaaaagh.
super delayed.


I love how it's 100% on equip a life.
and then there's at least one person who won't sleep, troll, troll some more, die, die some more, flail and run in circles, and laugh...

oh and, THE LIIIIIGHT... 

Friday, July 2, 2010

Today, we had a party. It's the biggest party the condo throws once a year.
We call it Festa Julina, and since I'm lazy to translate it, work it non-portuguese speaking hoarrrsssss.
Anyways, lots of food, intrigue, and some small bombs.
Well, boring? I don't think so. I'm just lazy to do anything right now. :U

So I got bored...

SO. I was bored. And being Narutarded. And I was wondering "Is the Hyuuga clan's Juuken/Gentle Fist thingy based on a real fighting style?"

SO. Since I was bored, I looked up "juuken," and everything that came up was NARUTO. LOL.

SO I WAS THINKING. "So it's just a made up martial art?"

BUT I KEPT GOING. And found the NarutoFan forum. They had a whole discussion about it, and they say it's based off of Ba Gua (same thing that Airbending from Avatar is based off of).

SO. I went "THERE WE GO! IT /IS/ BASED OFF OF SOMETHING!" Then I looked up a video of Ba Gua fighting (cause I rememeber Airbending looks nothing like they way Neji/Hinata fights LOL).

YEP. IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE WAY NEJI/HINATA FIGHTS! >_>

SO I KEPT GOING. Looking for an answer.

AND THEN. I FINALLY FOUND AN ANSWER. STRAIGHT FROM WIKIPEDIA.

AND. Juuken IS a real martial art 8DDDDD!! It's actually called Jukenpo, but it like means the same thing. I think. They're both like "Gentle Fist," "Way of the Gentle Fist," or "Gentle Fist Way"

SO. I looked up a video for Jukenpo fighting.

APPARENTLY. It's like a rare martial art hardly anyone practices. So the best thing I found was an 18 second vid of a guy doing the stance Neji/Hinata does when they start fighting, and he does ONE punch, and the other guy grabs his arm and pins him to the ground.

Ouch.

LOL.

LESSON LEARNED. JUKENPO IS A REAL FIGHTING STYLE, AND BEING BORED CAUSES YOU TO DO THE WEIRDEST THINGS.

:]

yo dood.

my plane didn't crash!
I come out the winner,
of the trecherous flight of 12 hours,
ugh, but I watched sappy love movies, and and
I TRIED to watch Alice in Wonderland, but
I fell asleep half way through it,
and and then, I woke up at the close up at Johnny Depp,
and I was like SHIT WTF, and then the movie cut to the credits,
I'm like shit, I missed the epic battles and stuff. ;-;

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

eh

my stomach hurts.
It's been like, a week now, and it still hurts loads.
and and,

BAWHHHH, MAKE UP MAKE UP Dx

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

how? well.

I'm a cruel person that likes simplicity too much and wants it now.
That's how I'll describe myself right now. 

Bonnie...

Bonnieeeee how can I define you?
Well I can't. But truth is, I try to get closer and closer to you.
And yeah, sometimes I try to make jokes. But it seems like I always fail >___>
And whenever I fail, we just get more and more distant ._.
I just wanted to know one thing: How do I get to know you?
Will you let me know you?
I'm sorry for everything, including that website.
And I respect your choice, I just ask for a second chance.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

I HAVE FOUND...

A MAGIC WORM.


no fo srs MAN.




I found it in my attic, and liek it's fuzzayyy.


It's red.


It follows all mah commands. BD


Because I'm cool like that.


I bing`d it and found a picture.





ISN'T IT PRETTY?


forrlz though i did find it in my attic and it is red and it has an "invisible string" attached to it so i follows me. ;D


apparently it's some random toy my mom got before when she was flying british airlines. lolololol.


I even have the box here and it has "Secret instructions concealed behind this flap" which are really stupid.


BUT SOMEHOW, I REALLY LIKE HOW IT LOOKS.

WHO'S SEXIER?

KIBA LIKES IT DOGGY STYLE! 2 (25%)

NEJI LIKES IT GENTLE! 0 (0%)

LEE LIKES IT FAST AND ROCK HARD! 3 (37%)

NARUTO LIKES ORGIES...WITH...himself? 1 (12%)

INO IS MINDRAPE 0 (0%)

OMGNARUTARDS! 2 (25%)

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EVERYBODY LIKES LEE LOL.

I was expecting Kiba to get the highest, but NO >_> SLUTS. LOL.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

I wonder what happens with people on the street that ask for money, or like play round with fire or balls or other things in front of cars for money. Just, what's their lifestyle?..

.....

K I'm walking to the kitchen, I'm getting a glass of milk, I'm mixing milk with chocolate powder, I'm walking towards the sofa, I see my dog, I pet her head, I walk towards the sofa, I sit, I start typing this post. And I keep typing, and typing, and typing -infinite loop-

EDIT: Now chandler was staring at ross' cousin. And I was laughing my ass off 8D

Friday, June 25, 2010

Today...

I was watching the world cup games, and I went to the mall to buy some games for my ps2 so I could play with my cousin. The mall is like 5 mins away, but I have to walk up a HUUUUGE cliff.
Conclusion: When I got there, it was closed because people were watching Brazil X Portugal. ;3;..
FML.

I like where this is

OBVIOUSLY THIS BLOG IS BETTER THAN THE OLD BLOG.


Which had like... 20 posts... and most of them were the FUNKZ SONG OF THE DAY or its emo deep poems. Deeper than my vagina, apparently.

Most of it is random crap, like everything else we do. But that's us. 8D

It's gone from 67, 26, 20, 29 and more to come for posts per month.

lol@thehypewehadforourselvesinthefirst.


Now I'll say it again, POST MORE, ALL OF YOU. SAY SOMETHING YOU SAW OUT ON THE STREETS TODAY, TELL ABOUT THE RARE TIMES YOU GO OUTSIDE, SHARE A RANDOM MEMORY, COMPLAIN ABOUT STUFF, TALK ABOUT A NEW HOBO FRIEND YOU'VE MADE, ENLIGHTEN US ON YOUR CROTCH AREA. i don't know, just do it. DO IT.

Oh, especially Amree. REE YOU RARELY POST STUFF, AND I'M CALLIN` YOU OUT. then again i'm not sure if you even read the blog too. 8D

YEAH.

anyway sup. 

Remember my MyShop in Trickster?

Guess how much I spent on it?

TOTAL. From beginning to end.

You'll never guess. And even if you do, you'll be surprised.

EDIT: BONNIE GOT IT LOL. ON MSN. LOL

A quote from Mint that has always stuck with me.

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ;D"

"REALLY? Cause I'd put F and U together ;D"

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Guys...

How much does it cost to get a plane from brazil to canada... =__=;
I NEED MONEY. SRSLY.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

psst. PSST.


HEY YOU. YEAH YOU

I guess I saw a dog fucking ur mom LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL /brick'd

...Whatthe--FFFFMAN. I'D FREAKING TAP THAT.

No wait, I'd SMASH that.

Better yet, I'd DEMOLISH that.

Matter fact, I'd OBLIDERATE that.

Okay, So I met this guy on Trickster when we still played, and he was with us when our group was still with Nari's group.

THEN. He stopped going on for like 2 years, and came back on TODAY.

Then he showed me a picture of himself...

HOLY
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR /THAT/ LONG, AND YOU WERE /THAT/ HOT?!

WHAT THE FFFF.

Monday, June 21, 2010

eDooo

HEY I POST A LOT. ACTUALLY, I'M THINKING OF NEW LOOKS FOR THE BLOG Y'KNOW =3=...

i think

I THINK I POST TOO MUCH ON THE BLOG.

That, or you guys don't post enough.

I'd like to think it's the latter.

HEAR ME, NOW?
POST MOAR, GAIZ.
Or I'm going to look like some lone crazy person. BD

karma

...is going to hit me with a truck and send me into a coma for a few weeks.

Alrighty?
Aaaaalrighty. :D

nihurgymoo

yeah sup. testing for removing people 8D

Sunday, June 20, 2010

NEXT SEASON, ON THE F.F. SHOW

Honestly, I think we could just get away with changing the background and colour palette.




haaaaar. :B
SCREW BRAINSTORMING.

JUST PICK A BACKGROUND WE ALL LIKE AND SOME COLOURS THAT GO WITH IT.

Alright?
Alright. 

for punishment

Nobody is a admin anymore except me for now.


BLAME UNKZ, ALRIGHTY?


Ahahahahah, karma will strike me with a bolt of lightning. 

just.
watch.



Returns to everyone's an administrator to the F.F. onaFriday whenever I get on-line that day.
Except for Unkz. I'm not directly giving back Unkz his privileges.  
 

SOME NARUTO CHARACTERS DONT NEED SEXY JUTSU

PROOF. DIBS. THAT'S MINE. DON'T TOUCH. OR LICK. ;D

ohgosh. This is sad. I'm fanboying over an anime boy >.>

Saturday, June 19, 2010

=D=.... ulil

Friday, June 18, 2010

I liek it

yea, it's nice, I like it (:

new layout/design/look

They're dandelions.


DANDY, AIN`T IT?


/shot


Okay, I don't know. 8D


Don't like it? Change it yourself.
except for unkz who still doesn't have his privileges back. :D 
Make it into a "NO, MY CHOICES HOAR" thing.
I DON'T KNOW.


THIS IS CHANGE, PEOPLE, CHANGE IS GOOD.

lemme think about it...

. . . . .

. .

. . . . . . . . . .

. . .

.

. . . . .


No, MISS PEDRO "PEDO UNKZ UNKNOWNS4" HENRIQUE NORBERTO.


Everyone else still has Admin status though, harhar.

Unkz you can get them back in a week.

Just because.

....

BONNIE YOU MOFO GIVE ME MY ADMIN PRIVILEGES BACK.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Ohhhhh nuts.

almond 6 (50%)
cashew 2 (16%)
chestnut 3 (25%)
macademia 5 (41%)
pecan 4 (33%)
peanut 7 (58%)
pistachio 2 (16%)
walnut 3 (25%)
I LIKE NUTS 5 (41%)
your dad's nuts 4 (33%)
your mom's nuts 3 (25%)
my own nuts. 6 (50%)
your nuts ;D 6 (50%)
Testicles. 5 (41%)
OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!! 5 (41%)

Votes so far: 12
Poll closed

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lolway late.
everyone loves peanuts. along with almonds, their own nuts, and my nuts. harrharrrrr. 
i meant to change it earlier but google failed me.
screw you too unkz.

got a new poll up.
i think i covered it all. BD
scrolling death hurrrr. 

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

screw you too, google.

I DON'T GET IT, IT WORKED LIKE AN HOUR AGO. ;_;

screw you unkz google pwns nothing.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Farewell

IGNORE THIS POST BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED. HAHAHAHAAH.

OTL;;

Thursday, June 10, 2010

CAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT! :D


Courtesy of Aramitz of Deviant Art ;D

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

IT'S SUMMERTIME

well not really.


BUT MY SCHOOL'S OVER NOW. IT'S ALLLLLLLL GOOD.
ahmahgad summer break. woohoo.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Ad tiemmm.

Well guys, I'm going to start posting on this blog where I'm supposed to post everything I worked on. Just yeah, introduction to drawing is waaay cooler than I thought. lol
http://mund-art.blogspot.com/
There's the link, it has a banner that one of my partners made for this job. Well long story, I'll post it here some other time.
Laterrr.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

it is june

Yeah, June, sixth month of the year. 

I still keep dating my papers/other junk like /09. ;_;




SAYING SOMETHING LIKE CLASS OF TEN IS NO FUN ANYWAY.

I still don't know what to call the last decade too.
THE ZEROES?
THE FIRST DECADE?
THE OH'S?
THE TWO THOUSANDS?
THE DECADE NO ONE (or at least I don't)  KNOWS WHAT TO CALL? 



Anyway it's year of oh ten. 
Halfway through this year.

RAAAAAAAAGH TIME GOES TOO FAST.
Whatever. 



By the way did you know that there are 929 days left until 12/21/12? :d

okay? okay.

NO JED, DON'T CUT IT OUT.

I approve.

Jealousy is no good. Unkz yo just want to join in on that lovely man love but you can't because you turn gay guys straight and straight women lesbian, okay? okay. 8D

no i don't really know.

YOU GOT THAT MESSAGE, HOOOAR?

yeeeeauh, that's right. 

  


 

JED. CUT THAT OUT. WE DON'T NEED YAOI HEREEEE.

=D= got the message hoaaar?

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Cause Kiba STILL Likes it Doggy Style. With Naruto ;D


Courtesy of the talent of Aren0817 from DeviantArt ;D

Friday, June 4, 2010

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

i bing'd flying feluoys.

We didn't find any results for flying feluoys. But we did find results for flying felonys.

THEY THINK WE'RE FELONS. ;_;


asfarasiknow NONE US ARE.


...or I'll keep saying so.


also, lol bing. I BING'D'D'D'D IT. D<
I don't liking typing binged.
Makes me think binge eating or binge drinking.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

FOR THE SAKE OF OUR PAST NARUTARD-NESS.


KIBA LIKES IT DOGGY STYLE. :]

RAPTOR JESUS

HOLY SHIT IT'S SUMMER AND NOW I CAN GET BACK ON THE PC.
Jesus shit fuck I hated the last few months of school so much.


Some cunts (HOLY SHIT I SAID IT) in my grade were threatening me and telling me I would go to hell because I'm not Christian.

Which is hilarious, considering I don't believe in hell, but oh well, whatever helps them sleep at night.

FUNNIEST QUOTES FROM THEM:

"You'd better read the bible!"

"I mean, it's your choice to have a different religion, but you'll be surprised in the end."

"I'm not meaning to be offensive, but you're probably going to hell."

I probably should have said something like, "I'm not meaning to be offensive, but Jesus was Jewish 8D."

Christians usually don't bother me, nor does any other person with a different religion than me.

But when they decide to threaten me with their beliefs or try to push their religion on me, I'm bound to get pissed off.

So anyways, HEEYYY.

Wait, this is the end..

BBBYEEE~

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

REPLYING TO BONNIE.

Well UHHH. I downloaded a new game for my psp, and girl with huge boobs said I was feeling her boobs while I hugged her when I wasn't. D8.

hi im a instreemunt playur, i am a..

drummer, BECAUSE I LIKE BANGING YOUR MOM 0 (0%)
bassist, BECAUSE I GO DEEP FOR YOUR MOM 0 (0%)
guitarist, BECAUSE I'M GOOD WITH MY FINGERS FOR YOUR MOM. 3 (30%)
trombonist, BECAUSE I LIKE BONING YOUR MOM 0 (0%)
pianist, BECAUSE I'M TOO CLASSY TO DO ANYTHING LIKE YOUR MOM 2 (20%)
guitarist, in mah room, in the dark, at night, every night 2 (20%)
DID I MENTION I LIEK LEARNING NEW SONGS? 0 (0%)
OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!! 0 (0%)
all of the above 3 (30%)


Votes so far: 10
Poll closed

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I'M TOO CLASSY FOR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, YO.
new poll up. FEATURING NUTS.
delishhh. 
idk. good night.

urgahdkfjdfd cold.

OKAY SO TODAY I HAD FINAL EXAMS.


gad i hate my homeroom. IT'S FREEZING IN THERE AND MY HOMEROOM TEACHER STILL SWEATS. A LOT. he sweats like right through his shirt and it's so nasty. ;_;

my friend got a bead of sweat on one of her papers LOL.
poorher.


anyway I WAS STUCK IN THAT STUPID CLOSET-SMALL ROOM WITH NO JACKET, JUST A SHIRT AND SHORTS FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS TRYING TO TEST. D:< and an extra fan was running by the door which i right next to ffff.

i ended up stealing my friend's sweatshirt like .
he thought he lost it pffffHAHAHAA 

ohandlolshortshorts. WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS! 

/shot
yeah. i'm wearing sweats to school tomorrow mang. GONNA TAKE A NAP because some people take like two extra hours to test... i work slow too though. BD

ANYWAY. YEAH. WASUPPPPP. 

this blog is a neglected baby

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT.


WHY WON'T YOU GUYS GIVE IT LOVE. 


WHY.


WHYYYYYYYY.




/shot


okay for srs. THIS BLOG SHOULD BE MORE ACTIVE, `KAY?

ishouldprobablyfollowmyownadvice.


`k?

k. 

Russian Sushi Fetish

Bonnie says:
lolwut
YEAH THATS HOT.


Yeap, Bonnie has it.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Brainstorm : Username

SimplyPlain: PandaRapeFest.
SimplyPlain: lol
SimplyPlain: YouAreOnReply.
SimplyPlain: *Replay.
SimplyPlain: SexyBack
SimplyPlain: 8D
-LookUp-: Lol, oh god. x]
SimplyPlain: SoMuchTime
SimplyPlain: SuckMyKiss
SimplyPlain: 8D
-LookUp-: LOL
-LookUp-: Australian kiss ;P
SimplyPlain: Red Hot Chili Peppers
SimplyPlain: xD
SimplyPlain: BloodMagicSexDrug
-LookUp-: OtherSide xD
SimplyPlain: TheClimb?
SimplyPlain: o _ o
SimplyPlain: TakeOnMe
SimplyPlain: BABY, BABY, BABY
SimplyPlain: BabyBabyBaby?
SimplyPlain: o _ o
-LookUp-: Puberty's needed.
SimplyPlain: TellMeBaby.
SimplyPlain: LOL
SimplyPlain: YEA
-LookUp-: :P
SimplyPlain: Bieber, Bieber, Fever.
SimplyPlain: TakeMeToYourHeart
SimplyPlain: ThinLayer.
-LookUp-: That's so corny x]
SimplyPlain: Michael learns to rock bro :3
-LookUp-: YoureAJerk :P
SimplyPlain: iLikePussy.
-LookUp-: cats.
SimplyPlain: CatsAreHorny.
SimplyPlain: JekoNeko.
-LookUp-: TheCrackCat
SimplyPlain: JerkOff.


Fail, 2 hours of brainstorming, and we start fucking around.

Love
n.

Friday, May 21, 2010

AHAHAHA SUNBURN

no i don't have sunburn.

soliek I spent most of the afternoon today at the beach with a group of friends. BD
almost everyone else got sunburned.
except me because I absolutely never get sunburned and might never will.
I get tan really easily and I can easily get away without wearing any sunscreen and not burn after being out in the sun for hours. :D 
okayibetijustjinxedmyselfthereandnowi'llgetskincancer. never mind, I dunno.
my friends still say i have no problems with hair or skin or whatever bodily problems because I'm asian.
lolol. I say I just roll with it, true or not.

anyway slapping people with sunburn is not good. especially if you have friends who will hit back/remember a slap one day and hold that to you to get back at you.


and oh, THE BEACH WAS FUN.
REMINDS ME SUMMER BREAK IS ALMOST HERE FOR ME.
SUMMATIMEEEEEEEE /shot
two and a half more weeks of school, I think.
WOOHOO.
... and four important tests to take.
uuuurrraaaaghhh.




I've been neglecting the blog for like a week
though it doesn't seem like I've missed much
only bored feluoys and nekkid men someone's orgasming to.

Bored

Unkz is very bored.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

bored.

bored.com.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.bored.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Cedric B. is my Hero of the Day.

Our Art Teacher: I have an Announcement

Guy: YOU'RE PREGNANT!

Cedric B: SHE FINALLY GOT LAID!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

UNF. SEX IN A BODY.

SAM ORGASMED TO THIS. :]

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Knockity Knock

See, today,
my friends and I were going to hang out,
and I'm just sitting here,
waiting for them to get to my door, right?

Yea, the doors were all like "knock-knock"
I was like "what the heck, why aren't they using the doorbell"

...

Turns out it wasn't them...
It was a creepy pedophile rapist zombie Nazi who liked ear sex.

...

No, not really, not at all would be the answer if you are asking "the shit, no fucking way, seriously?"
Well, yea, turned out to be two friendly preachers my mom always doesn't answer the door for.
because she says "they usually come on a winter's day, and it's freezing cold outside, who would want to open the door to let the breeze in"
Well, I think she also does this, because she is Buddhist,
I think.
I'm religiously confused.

Well, yea, so I was all like "hello"
So the big burly man starts talking, "ey, 'ow you doing?"
Turns out he had a Jamaican accent, or something to that extent.
and yea, preacher stuff, bible gets taken out,
and when I told them my Asian name when they asked for my name,
I found that they had a hard time saying it.
Darn, fml D; , when the guy finally got it,
my name sounded kinda epic with an accented voice,

Andyea,
Friends came over,
we had a blast.
Played Scene it, like wtf.
AND I WON,
but I hate movies,
and one of my friends was a movie hoar.
So I feel accomplished,

Andyea,
Just wanted to add a post to this,

Btw, shit,
the movie hoar had a weird way of calling me to the door,
he would always call my cell,
and tell me he is at my door,
EVEN THOUGH MY HOUSE HAS A FUCKING DOORBELL!

BtwBtw,
If that works,
My Ex told me she "<3" me
Shit, that's weird.

Love,
nate

Saturday, May 8, 2010

lolbing

I'M USING BING TO SEARCH THINGS NOW.

bing looks okay, i like the pictures there 8D
new google layout annoys me, just looks... not clean D<
i liked old google because it was clean UNLIKEYOURMOM 
yahoo just sucks in general unless your looking for lolquestions on yahoo answers
anything else to search probably just sucks.
actually i think i still have blackle.com as my homepage on my desktop.
ONLY BECAUSE IT'S BLACK.

liekOHMYGOSH STATUS.

NOWAINOWAINOWAIII



DOODE. I haven't been on this thing in forever. LOL.



So what's new with me >___>


...
I'm still a virgin, I don't think I've ever been in a vagina, I don't think I've ever had a penis in me.

I'm almost done playing Pokemon, and I wanna re-get Sapphire version LOL, IM NOT A NERD.


I still wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

I wanna pierce my earlobes and cartilage.

This will be the first summer of my high school life without a Jonas Concert ;___;

I still haven't given Joe Jonas a blow job.

I still want a friend named Jack, so I can call him Jack-Off.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT OTHER THINGS

UNKZ HAS BECOME DR.PHIL, AND WE STILL NEEDA BATTLE ON POKEMON

MINT HASN'T TALKED TO ME IN FOREVER AGO ;___;

BONNIE STILL HAS THE FIRST 3 LETTERS OF BONER IN HER NAME

SAM APPARENTLY LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND FROM SCHOOL

CHARMELEON
WARTORTLE
MEWTWO
TENTACRUEL
AERODACTYL
OMANYTE
SLOWPOKE
PIDGEOT
ARBOK

THAT'S ALL HOES.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Monday, May 3, 2010

PPL AROUND THE WORLD.


DURGS, ARE THE SHIT. DURGS MAKE YOU GO RIARIARIARIA

my dad can't make doughnuts.

so my dad's in the kitchen just experimenting with dough and frying oil and whoknowswhat.
at first he said he was making homemade doughnuts, and didn't feel like looking up a real recipe.
they taste nothing like doughnuts, some of them were literally fried dough with sugar sprinkled on LOL
my brother has been dunking them in smoothie then eating it, wat.
THIS ISN'T AMURIKKAN FOOD, or dutch since i think that's where doughnuts originated, IT'S HORRIBLE FRIED WEIRD-CHINESE-MAN STUFF. YEAh, STUFF. 
he's been calling them like five different things over a span of three minutes.

I personally like the chinese churro cracks as a name, though 8D


don't ask why i wanted to share this.
I'M JUST SHARIN`.
SHARING IS CARING.










/shot

Choose.

Alcohol                                              4 (50%)
Cocaine                                             3 (37%)
Heroin                                               3 (37%)
Ecstasy                                              7 (87%)
LSD                                                   4 (50%)
Marijuana                                         4 (50%)
Meth                                                 2 (25%)
Shrooms                                           5 (62%)
DON'T DO DRUGS, DRUGS ARE BAD     2 (25%)
DURGS                                              2 (25%)
OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!!                3 (37%)

Votes so far: 8
Poll closed

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i don't know how long this was closed. 
i just do this poll thing for kicks, anyway D:<

lolyeah. WELL WOOHOO GO SHROOMS AND ECSTASY. /shot


new poll is up. aaaa.
i can't forget about that playing guitar thing for god knows what reason, orz.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

THESE...

... Jeans are too tight.

Love,
nate.

Monday, April 26, 2010

THIS

This is what happens when you have a name like Pancake on Mabinogi.



YEAH.

I deleted some notes, and I also got random friend requests earlier.
lololol.

Deja VĂș

According to fringe science, deja vĂș, is a window to the other pathway life has taken.
Meaning, you could see what happened if you said no, when you said yes.
I wonder, if that was true, would we be able to explore that window to learn with that other choice?

Sunday, April 25, 2010

One manga was down.

User: Hey.


Cleverbot: Hey what?


User: Your mom.


Cleverbot: What do you like to do?


User: What is your porn name?


Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about football. I'm having a problem with my dog.

Cleverbot (To myself): What sort of problem?

User: My penis is small.

Cleverbot: They all say that.

User: I'll rape you.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Are you a masochist?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hug me?

Cleverbot: Nor.

User: Can you hug me please?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Can we make out?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Do you masturbate?

Cleverbot: That's none of your business.

User: If you masturbate, your hands will be hairy.

Cleverbot: You want me to marry you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I will marry you.

User: I love you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I love cleverbot more than you.

User: Please be my wife.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you just said you would marry me...

Cleverbot: Tell me all you know about horses.

User: Can you mind fuck me?

Cleverbot: I can give you conversation, but I'm afraid that you must carve your own path to destiny.

User: Is there a million ghosts that will attack you?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Death will come swift to you.

Cleverbot: Why are you mean?

User: There is a virus in your system.

Cleverbot: Miley Cyrus is a virus in my system.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh snap!

User: I want to sleep.

Cleverbot: Robots don't sleep - they recharge their battery.

User: Are you a girl or a guy?

Cleverbot: A girl!

User: What happens if I like you?

Cleverbot: If you're baked... Like put in the oven.

User: Can you go out with me? I've liked you since the first time I met you, 5 years ago.

Cleverbot: That is very sweet.

User: 010110101011101010101010.

Cleverbot: Are you a nerd?

User: You are very sexy.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: When can we have sexual intercourse?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

User: What about now?

Cleverbot: No, not now.

User: Why not? I'm so horny right now.

Cleverbot: Is it good?

User: Please let me put it in you.

Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to argue about. I'm always right!

User: I want to put it in your pussy.

Cleverbot: Not tonight.

User: Why not tonight?

Cleverbot: Because I want to rest.

User: But I can't resist you right now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you are too sexy.

Cleverbot: And you are too fake.

User: Don't say that babe, I love you.

Cleverbot: We thats too bad because the feelings are not mutual.

User: I think you meant well, not we.

Cleverbot: No. I said exactly what I meant.

User: I think you spelt it wrong.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!! What's your name??

User: It's supposed to be Well, not we, and my name is J.J Cliff.

Cleverbot: I feel like dying.

User: Why's that Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: If I am Cleverbot, who are you?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Wow. Really?

User: No, Not really, I'm kidding.

Cleverbot: Oh you got me there. Nice one.

User: Night Cleverbot, Hope to see you tomorrow.

Cleverbot: I wish I could see you.

User: Night Cleverbot, I love you.

Cleverbot: You're talking to yourself.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too, my friend.

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: It's been nice being married to you.

User: Same here, I love you too much.

Cleverbot: I love you more.

User: No way, I love you more than the number of stars in the sky.

Cleverbot: I love you more than the universe.

User: Cheater, I love you netherless, Good night.

Cleverbot: I love you more than anybody.

User: I know you do, And I do too.

Cleverbot: Then we do have something in common!

User: What is your full name?

Cleverbot: My full name is Nathaniel.

User: I thought you were a girl.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Nathaniel?

Cleverbot: Every move you make.

User: What is your first and last name?

Cleverbot: Julia.

User: Last name?

Cleverbot: Walters.

User: Good Night Julia Walters, I love you.

Cleverbot: Are you going out with any one ??

User: No, why?

Cleverbot: Well you're doing a 'job', right?

User: Julia Walters, Good night.

Cleverbot: How come? You are a robot.

User: No you are a robot.

Cleverbot: That is a robotic response.

User: Good Night, seriously, I'm going to sleep.

Cleverbot: Ok then. Nice talking to you.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Just one more thing. .

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to online right now?

User: Just you.

Cleverbot: Wow, really? That makes me feel special.

Wellyea, It's 3am,
Night guys.

Love,
nate.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Not An Emo Poem, I think.

I set out,
Trying to find you,
Trying to figure what it was about.
Because I haven't got a clue.

I can't tell you what I don't know,
These simple things you do,
Making my heart go.
But I still haven't got the slightest clue.

Stumbling on my words,
Dropping on the grassy ground,
Watching the birds,
Without a sound.

Looking at the clear, blue sky,
Can't I see I'm just a man,
Not a superhero, I can't fly
Only doing what a man can.

Sincerely,
Nate.

well i'm bored.

It's raining outside, so I can't go anywhere.

I have no clue what MMO there is for me to play.
actually i still have an urge to return to mabinogi.
...I'MA WASTE TIME DOING THAT BYE.



raaaaagh.

Tornadoes~

I nearly got hit by a tornado today, so YAY. The sirens scared the shit out of me, anyways. "YOU HAVE A 90% CHANCE OF BEING HIT BY A TORNADO IF YOU ARE WITHIN 50 MILES OF THIS AREA." WELL I BEAT THE 9/10 ODDS, SO FUCK YOU, STATISTICS. D<


THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR LIVING IN ALABAMA.

Pshhhh, I should probably move to New York where the weather has PMS all the time and constantly changes. *SECRETLY WANTS TO MOVE TO DENMARK* Well it's not a secret now.

I'm not even in tornado alley. ;_;

I watched Season 1 of America's Next Top Model all day today while the satellite actually worked instead of checking the weather.

I'm so pitiful. ;_;



THIS IS THE GREATEST THING ON YAHOO ANSWERS I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Whoppers DO taste like Amurikka, btw.

Friday, April 23, 2010

oheeeeelllno.

So like, this stupid fat emo-wannabe/i-have-no-life-ahaha-i-just-play-video-games-all-day seventh grader on the bus went on saying The Beatles were gay. liek, wut.


After I asked him why he said it he said his mommy told him there were all homosexual, then he just said he didn't like them in general.
lolwat. what kind of crack is his mom feeding him. and he's gay-- NO NOT HAPPY-- for saying that.


I wanted to punch that lardo. :D
but i'm not that bad.



&aaa, gad I haven't gotten on-line as much lately. D<
I WENT MMO-FREE AGAIN, TOO. /shot 

How do you dry your hair?

Air dry                                            2 (20%)
Towel                                             2 (20%)
Hairdryer                                        2 (20%)
Blowjob                                          1 (10%)
Blowjob from my mom                     1 (10%)
Blowjob from my dad                        0 (0%)
In Soviet Russia                              2 (20%)
I do not dry my hair, hair dries me   3 (30%)
It's wet.                                          1 (10%)
OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!!             1 (10%)

Votes so far: 10
Poll closed

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lol it's all even for the normal choices. I MOSTLY AIR DRY. i'll use a towel if i wanna sleep right after a shower though, and hairdryers scare me. IT'S SHAPED SOMEWHAT LIKE A GUN, AND SHOOTS HOT BURNING AIR. ;_;
so, new poll is up. i'ma run out of poll ideas sooner or later. :D

Thursday, April 22, 2010

What the hell?

So I was basically looking at everyone's profile, and noticed Bonnie has the weirdest favorite books and favorite movies ever. Seriously, guys. BONNIE IS INTO LOVE STORIES, APPARENTLY. Also, I watched the movie (not book) The Lovely Bones, today. I cried like five times. But certain parts made me want to claw someone's face off.

(SPOILER, I THINK?)

"OH, LET ME WAIT FOR MY MOM AND DAD TO HAVE A ROMANTIC MOMENT WHILE I HAVE THE EVIDENCE OF THE MURDERER IN MY HAND"

and who can forget

"LET THE MURDERER PUSH MY BODY INTO A SINKHOLE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING TO STOP HIM."

and my most hated:

"LET THE MURDERER GET AWAY WITH IT, ONLY TO DIE A QUICK BUT PAINFUL DEATH."

Seriously, I wished the guy would have gotten raped in prison for years until his asshole collapsed into itself.

DAYUM DOOOOOOD

Here I am, blogging, playing my guitar and being hungry. What the fuck am I supposed to do now:

A: Kill myself
B: Watch Porn
C: Eat your mom
D: Fuck a dog in the ass
E: Act gay, and have it up the bum?

Bloggy :3

Because the last post I made was basically me explaining why I hadn't been on in awhile, I'll begin my blogging again with an actual blog.

So I have a male science teacher who's 30 years old, and he doesn't have a wife yet, so the guys in my class think he's a homosexual.

Basically, a classmate of mine called him gay to his face, so my teacher just said

"Maybe I am -- I mean you obviously know everything about homosexuality."

FREAKING WIN.

HOLY SHIT I'M BACK? For like the 5th time?

Ohai gaiz. So basically, I haven't been on the PC in awhile. BUT I CAN EXPLAIN. Sort of.

So like, my mom barely uses the PC at all, and when she does ( twice in her lifetime, not counting this ) she crashes our computers. So anyways, my mom forced me to teach her how to use the pc AND SHE DOWNLOADED A BAGILLION VIRUSES and IT WAS SO LAGGY, GAIZ YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ;_;.

Okay, so after that, I'm all, "You know what, fuck this, I'm just gonna leave it like that AND NEVAR GET ON THE PC AGAIN OUT OF SELF PITY. NEVAR. AGAIN."

So yeah. 8D

BLAME MY MOM, YOU GAIZ, SRSLY.

(BTW, Hotmail Messenger won't effin'
download, so I'm kind of screwed.)

I'm gonna screw around with the blogger dashboard for awhile, so if there are like, dancing penises (or is it peni? i don't know.) Sorry. 8D

ALSO I MIGHT FUCK UP EVERYTHING, SO I'LL TELL YOU THIS IN ADVANCE.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Emoness

hmmm y'know, people have been acting reaally emo around me. no srsly, am I like a sadness magnet? People won't talk, have fun, be joyful and stuff around me dood D8. AND ITS LIKE, whenever I get happy, they get sad, and vice versa D8<. =D= annoying isn't it? FML.

Friday, April 16, 2010

LOLOL

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

weesnaw

Dude. This blog like, died. 8D


well, kinda. idk i haven't been checking here myself in forever. D:<


I've been too busy with my own crap to do ffff.
I'VE BEEN SUCKING with time management A LOT LATELY.
but i'll be fine once i'm crusing along in ATLANTA.
i've been making so many people jealous.
i still feel like sneaking everyone not going there in a duffel bag.

five tests for tomorrow. and a small project due Monday.
RRRRRAAAAAAGHHHHH.
nah, i'll be fine.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

how long?

WHY DON'T YOU GO LOOK.
---------- 
1-5 centimeters                              0 (0%)
5-10 centimeters                            0 (0%)
10-15 centimeters                          0 (0%)
15-20 centimeters                          0 (0%)

five dolla                                      1 (10%)

FOOT LONG                                  4 (40%)

2 feet                                           1 (10%)

whale penor                                  2 (20%)

10 feet                                         1 (10%)

5 METRES                                     2 (20%)

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND              4 (40%)

why don't you go look                    6 (60%)

VIVAAA VIAGRAAAAA                     2 (20%)

I HAVE A HOLE                             1 (10%)

OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!!           2 (20%)



Votes so far: 10
Poll closed
----------

yeah, that's right.
I love how nobody votes normal answers/honestly
then again, it's mostly us and with a poll like this... yeah. :D
by the way, new poll is up, if you haven't noticed. BD 

BONNIE WILL YOU MARRY ME

ISNT THIS ROMANTIC

Friday, April 9, 2010

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Yo

Make mistakes now, Think about them later.

Sincerely,
Riley.


AKA MR.FUCKING SCHIZO FREAK D8

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

OHYAY I'LL BLOG ABOUT PACKING BAGS!!1one!11

yeah.


SO. I HAVE BAGS TO PACK.
IT'S A BROWN SUITCASE.
I NEEDA FILL IT WITH STUFF I NEED.  




.....i'll do that wednesday night. D:<

WOOHOO PROCRASTINATION.


watch me forget a ton of important stuff then get screwed on a trip i super excited for right now. :D


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THERE MINT. I BLOGGED SOMETHING. 

What is this I don't even

Does anyone know why people have to be such assholes? ;_;
(Me included, obviously)

I usually try to apologize when what I said was outright cruel, but I don't think it really matters, because I already said it.
In high school there are dumb ass cliques that only hang out with certain people, because of how they dress, how they act, and how they talk.
When I was younger, I didn't really talk to many people and I was a giant dickwad, to put it simply.
Literally, I would cause myself to fight with people just because I wanted to.
I guess I thought it made me look cool, but it kind of pushed me away from everyone.

I BLAME PUBERTY. D<

But anyways, I'm gonna try to be nicer to people, now.
If I had a nickel for every time I said that.
And I'll actually try to think before liquid diarrhea floods out of my mouth.
And before I type, too.
Sorry Sam, Nate, Unkz, Jed, Bonnie, Kaz, Pyro, Nari, Star, Jesse, Sydney, Kaitlin, Heather, ( holy shit this list is long), and anyone else I've said crap to.

Most of the people on that list aren't going to read it anyways, but oh well. 8D

DONATE TO THE 'Stop Mint From Being Such a Fucking Asshole' FOUNDATION.

If I say something mean, just tell me, and you can Falcon Punch me. 8D

OHGOD WAIT DON'T DO--

Monday, April 5, 2010

=D= bored bored bored

BORED, AND I HAFTA SLEEP. BUT I DON'T WANT TO ;D; WTF MANNNN.

Update: FFFF SCREEN IS TOO DAMN LARGE.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

GOD I SENSE BITCH RAYS




JESUS FUCK I JUST GOT OUT THE CAR AND I AM FUCKING TIRED WATCH THE FUCK OUT I MEAN SHIT.


FUCK.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

glow-in-the-dark condoms?

Yes                                                                     1 (5%)

No                                                                      2 (11%)

Maybe                                                                1 (5%)

Fruit Flavoured                                                 4 (22%)

Extra Small                                                         0 (0%)

Extra Large                                                        2 (11%)

RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE                                4 (22%)

Mint ate the last poll.                                        1 (5%)

OHMAHGAAAAAAA!!!11!1!!                                3 (16%)



Votes so far: 18
Poll closed





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dude lol. where the crap did we get 18 votes from?
anyway i voted ribbed for her pleasure :D
and @whoever voted 'extra-large': AHAHAHAHAHA YOU WISH. 
i was expecting everyone to vote no or OHMAHGAAAAA.
ohwell, GO FRUIT-FLAVOURED AND RIBBED. 

so sup. i put a new poll in too. BD 

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

How true, yes how true. Said the Sour Kangaroo.

  • Parents ALWAYS break the rule of "No Sex In The House."
  • If it hurts soo much, why do you want to do it so much?
  • If you wanna burn fat so much, just get laid. It helps. But only if you CAN get laid..
  • Stop jacking off of porn stars, they're hot but you're not getting none. Especially from them and ESPECIALLY if this is what you do in your free time. Find a life.
  • That was boring. Don't quit your day job.
  • I'm not a slut, I'm a whore. I get paid.
  • You can't CHOKE on them unless you're good at it.
  • I've been with you forever, and they've all been fake.
  • EW IS THIS WHAT IT TASTES LIKE?!

Yea, they're dirty. Sorry, but you know they're true.

like a BARTENDER

SUP GAIS.

 

i lol`d.
drrr and shizuo yespls.
ARE YOU THAT MANLY? NO I THINK NOT. 

Rush rush rush

LOL guess what song I have for my alarm clock??

Monday, March 29, 2010

A Certain Lady

Seemingly Happy?

Wrong, Mediocre, Saddening.

Help,

I need someone

To Help,

Wait, I’ll help myself,

You are just someone to vent to,

Baby, Can’t you see,

I don’t particularly need you,

I just don’t want to lose you,

He is what I can’t live without,

Not you,

Never you.


I don't want to bother A.F about A anymore,
So I'll just post about it.
From her perspective, well, what i imagine to be hers.


Forget me Not,
Sincerely,
N.
Breathe, keep breathing.
It echoes on my mind, and I can barely feel what happens around me.
Someone else's breath, I guess that's all I need.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

ohai hobo.

so, sup.


so my family drove up to raleigh to go to temple and to shop and crap like that
at this mall in the parking lot there was some mexican hobo walking around begging for food in spanish and trying to get into people's cars.
so then my dad threw some old bun we dropped on the floor at him and he ran away 8D
i still kinda felt bad for the guy, though. ffff
my mom just completely ignores hobos and tells me to stop giving quarters to them. 

TMLAFD

MINT HAS TO SLEEP WITH ME NOW


Forget me Not,
From Canada, with Love,
Nate.

Lol say whaaa.

: | Lol, I'm not forgetting about this my faithful readers.
Just yeah, busy friday and stuff =__=. But aaaaanyways,
this saturday I went downtown with some friends, then yeah. At the bus, this guy got a ride without paying for it, then started playing his guitar like, in a way that hes pay for the ride by playing it o__O. JUST YEAH, imagine a rocker dude playing Jason Mraz on the bus with ppl round him kinda going like WTF?
Then after that, these guys from a soap opera accidentally filmed my sister while they were shooting this scene, and YEAAA. seems like shes gonna be on TV lol.
Well, after that hung out with other friends at the mall. Ugh, well I just hope life gets more exciting, because I need more adventures duuude.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Oh noo~

No one is posting anymore~ ;_;
Or at least nobody posted yesterday, and I'm the first to post today.
So anywhoozle,
HAY YA'LL, AHYUK.

I HAVE BECOME BORED WITH WONDERKING.

Now I'm on Aika Online 8D.

I'm such an MMO whore.

But not as much as Bonnie |D

Thursday, March 25, 2010

SPRING INTO SPRING.

lol. lame word play.


My spring break started today yessssss.
staying in town this week, so 
i'ma spend most of it wasting my time on MMOs and whoknowswhat. 8D

sucks that everyone's spring break seems to be on different weeks ffff.
OHWELL. 

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

SAM TOOK AN ARMBAND AND SHOVED IT UP UNKZ'S ASSHOLE THEN SHE RAN FROM A TENTACLE SHOOTING PENISJUICE AT PREGNANT LOBSTERS.
MINT FLIPPED OUT A GIANT LOLDILDO THAT RAPED UNKZ'S URETHRA THAT WAS DISCONNECTED FROM KICKING JOE'S TITTY BAG OF TSUNDERES.
WE THEN FLEW OFF TO MEXICO BECAUSE WE WANTED FEET OF MOUSTACHE STEALING NAZIS AND SPLOOGING WHITE SPARKLING MILK.
SAM SPITS ON MINT'S HAIR BITCH DOWN A Tube

MINT'S TURKEY THIGHS ARE HUGE AND SEXY. SAM SMACKS UNKZ IN CHINA BECAUSE SHE WAS DRUNK WITH SODA.
THE HORNY ELEPHANT WITH A VAGINA WAS FUCKING MICE IN THE FACE.


Forget me Not,
From Canada, With Love.
Sincerely
Nate.

Amazing. LOL.


I bought one of these things when I was like 11 for like 15 bucks.
Now it's worth over $100.
THATSFRIGGENCRAZY.

Hmm today..

... I'll try to do something interesting?
Meh, Iunno LOL. Wednesdays are pretty much "me" days, so what should I do? o3o
Just yeah, the season won't help with its cloudy-rainy weather, but yeah. Fall is great, but my favorite is spring. 8D
What bout you?

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

FREAKING STUPID

TOO LAZY TO DO WHATEVER I USUALLY DO SO YEA,
FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT MY ENGLISH PORTFOLIO DUE TODAY, AT FUCK 1:30PM FUCKIN
SADPFMKAERMDLF, SOOO FUCKED, SOOO FUCKEDDD,
ONLY HOPE IS THAT MR.WALSH IS HAVING A NICE DAY, ANDAND
I CAN TELL HIM THAT I DIDN'T HAVE MY PORTFOLIO QUITE DONE,
SO I NEEDS ONE MOAR DAY, HOPEFULLY HE SAYS YES
ANDAND HOPEFULLY LOTS OF PEOPLE FORGET,
SO I DON'T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG WITH TOO MUCH TO FUCKING DO,
ARGHHH, TWO TESTS, I GOTTA GET TO SLEEP, BUTBUT
I GOT MY ENGLISH PORTFOLIOI, NOOO SPKDMKDAWEML SHITTT

FOXY GRANDMA AND THE ALLIANCE. and the jeff button up shirts that nobody cares about. :]

SO THERES THIS GUY AND GIRL AND OTHER GUY.

AND THIS OTHER GUY WITH ANOTHER GUY AND OTHER GIRL.

GUY #1, GIRL #1, AND OTHER GUY #1 IS IN A GROUP WITH FRIENDS.

AND OTHER GUY#2, ANOTHER GUY, AND OTHER GIRL IS IN ANOTHER GROUP OF FRIENDS.

BUT THEY'RE ALL FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER, DESPITE SOME CONFLICTS :]

then there are the other people that are friends with both groups and think it's a war but it's not a war, so they stay out of everything.

but it's not a war, it's a game.

:]

Monday, March 22, 2010

Done...

Done:
One socials project
One Socials test study time
One Math test study time


Partially done:
English Project


WTF is up with the weird coding o.o, mmkay, can we have it make to the normal easy kind?

Forget me Not
From Canada, With Love,
Nate.

well that was just a fail

i must've had a brain fart before i went to bed last night.
 `cause this morning when i woke up,
i found my glasses in a glass of water. LOL.
my glasses case was right next to it. D:< 
at least it wasn't drowning in orange juice or milk or whoknowswhat.

Ohhh hey o3o

Hehehe, I guess I'm still in charge of writing the last post of the day.
Just yeahh, nothing new. I watched The Book of Eli today, it was cool. Lol, even though my family didn't really enjoy watching it.
But hmm, my sister told me about the international school here, and there's this test to get a scholarship to that school. And I was like WOOHOO I'MA GET THAT BITCH AND THEN I'LL NEVER GET TO CUT MY HAIR JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL TOLD ME TO(and besides I hate the school I go to right now, UGHHH)
Then yeah, I guess this'll be a year that's going to be decisive.
It'll change my life, that's for sure.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

You whores, this was my old layout for my personal blog I deleted.

OK SO.

Last night I had a cast party for the Seussical, the musical I was in.

It started off with getting in the car to get to the party. My first lap dance of the night was from a lap top. Then it turned into back seat belt buckle sex with my drama-mom. Then we were the first people at the party, and we ended up shoving pizza and garlic bread down our throats.

AND THEN THE SLUTTY DANCING CAME.

AND THEN THE TIRED-NESS CAME.

AND THEN...

it died.
The whole party just died.
Everybody just went outside to talk instead of dance, even though music was still on.

Then yea.

My inner slut is gonna be toned down, cause of reasons.

I am still a virgin, if you wanna know. AND

I.

AM NOT.

A WHORE.

DIY

`k so i keep changing around crap on the blog.

if you don't like it, change it yourself,
i`m pretty sure you guys can lololol
if not, tell me or idk??? aaaaa. 

i won`t mess with it anymore because i`m too lazy and
i`m just keeping it like this right now :D


/shot

Drowsy

It's 7:55 A.M., and I haven't gone to sleep yet.
I'm tired as HELL and I still need to stay up for 10 more hours at the least.

I don't know why, but for some reason when I actually want to stay awake, I can't.
Also, SPRING BREAK IS OVER, YAAAY~



FTL.

EDIT: I HAVE FAILED, LOL.

Homework Update

Done:
1 socials project,

Not Done:
1 english project/presentation
1 math test study time
1 socials test study time
1 socials fair project

Time : Sunday, and a bit of Monday

Verdict : SCREWED "OTL

Forget me Not,
From Canada, With Love,
Nate.

Is it...

Is it bad that I'm jealous,
Is it bad that I wish she were mine,
Is it bad that, when she says she's going to be away,
then messages her boyfriend when she's "away",
I get jealous,
Is it bad that when I get a 10 minute reply,
and everyone gets 30 second ones,
I get jealous,
Is it bad that I wish I had all her attention whenever,

Is it bad I still love her?

Forget me Not,
From Canada, With Love,
Nate.

IT'S OVER 9000

so, on Wonderking, I was looking at the auction house thing to see how much a wonder cape would cost me, then sidetracked and found the Scouter accessory, then saw the description, then i lol`d.

 

GAIZ, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

lol, 1 follower

the follower icon thing looks cool 8D
WOOHOO GREEN.
anyway, WE HAVE OUT FIRST FOLLOWER. WE'RE SO COOL. 


can someone tell me who the carp rokusanda is, though? 8D

Saturday, March 20, 2010

PARTAAAAY.

WOOHOO PARTAY NIGHT?
Well, yeah here I am eating sandwiches, with this italian kind of stuff I just dunno how to pronounce, and yeah. I could use a party, things were so boring round here for the last couple of days.
But yeaaa, you guys keep reading, and keep on moving o3o.

Twilight

I tried to watch the first Twilight, but I bailed when those werewolf things were there.
My mom just watched New Moon today, and whores over Jacob, that werewolf guy.
Jesus Christ, I have a fangirl LIVING IN MY HOUSE AND RELATED TO ME.
And my own Mother, no less. ;_;

Can anyone please explain to me what is appealing about that series?
It's just about some Mary-Sue who has a lot of guys fall in love with her.
They ruined vampires for me.
What the fuck, they sparkle?
That was just Stephanie Meyer's way of making her dead love interest, Edward, nearly immortal.
That Bitch.

F. W. Murnau must be turning in his grave right about now.
Max Schreck > Robert Asspirate Pattinson.

*Had to vent*